haileelouxxx
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
brandonborgie
Australia
Dat ass
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
KN
United States
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Anonymous
Buffalo, United States
Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML
Screamingfirecracker
Canada
Toxic workplace
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
spreadburger
Tampa, United States
Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML
fired
United States
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Anonymous
Ventura, United States
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Anonymous
Very frustrating
Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML
Top comments
Dreamsorrow93 24
Least it wasn't human. I'm sure that would have been more awkward.
Welshite 40
That must have been rather fowl.
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Comments (117)
cookiemonster116 15
This FML needs a followup
ladybugz23 13
wtf? why?
XBurytheCastleX 25
I I were you I would have looked at him horrified, screamed "I'm vegan!" And start crying. It scares them.
otumboo 10
I'm wondering what exactly you did to deserve a raw chicken breast slap against face .
zoeconner 11
I think this requires a follow-up.
Alchemist_21 26
Must have been time to bump it up a notch. BAM!
Ziggy122 15
Is your boss Gordon Ramsay?
KittehFreak 25
Kinky.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
A lot more information is needed here, but I can just picture that! You know, kinky is using the feather. But it's perverted if you're using the whole chicken!
blackonblight 33
But this wasn't the WHOLE chicken, just the breast. Which is more than a feather, granted, so...
Red_Rising 13
What the hell is your job?!