By haileelouxxx - 22/08/2014 12:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
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Dreamsorrow93 24

Least it wasn't human. I'm sure that would have been more awkward.

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drayloon 50

In Soviet Australia, you do not beat meat, meat beats you

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candyolympics 17

Don't you mean Soviet Russia? Pretty sure there is no such thing as Soviet Australia.

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teentee401 36

36, he was making a joke because this FML was written by someone in Australia

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candyolympics 17

Oh, my bad. Thanks for clarifying it for me 43! :)

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tony1891 22

you just got beat with your bosses meat.

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toxic_walrus 15

This reminds me of the office, when Dwight put a raw chicken breast on Michaels face because Pam punched him for dating her mom

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False_Stupidity 41

You'd rather be slapped with a duck breast?

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toxic_walrus 15

You mean duck like dodge the chicken breast or like next time it'll be a duck breast I'm confused

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Alikgentry 8

I think This deserves an explanation! I'm curious.

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hrpuffstuff69 8

He meant to break the wishbone by hitting you. weeeeeird.

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sarkaar 30

reply to #1. I guess human breast would be preferred if it were still attached to the anterior chest wall. :)

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