By Anonymous - United States - Buffalo
Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML
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  RichardPencil  |  29

Or for no reason.

It’s better to fire people without cause, because there’s no chance of a wrongful termination lawsuit. Liberty and justice for all, ... right.

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

"I'm severely disappointed with your performances recently. I mean, ordering a chicken salad? What kind of savages do you think we are? We're a modern Fortune 500 company, which means our meals are to be meat-free, gluten-free, and sugar-free. I'm so outraged with your failures that I'm giving you one more chance to start doing your job right, or you're fired. Oh, and you're out of the company's WhatsApp group."