By ImScrewed - /
Tuesday 2 August 2011 17:47 /
United States
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shutup_matt
| 5
What kind of crappy music do you listen to?
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deafeningsilence
| 8
Well, if they can't find anything, then you're in the clear.
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deafeningsilence
| 8
Well, if they can't find anything, then you're in the clear.
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SirObvious
| 1
Ctrl alt delete
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flockz
| 19
ya whenever i watch my softcore porn, my main turn on is the soothing sounds of the music. its like an instant boner.
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CattyPurry
| 0
the only reason they're checking you out is because if you really were watching porn, they'd keep it all to themselves. :S
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VeroAnne
| 11
Dang OP, couldn't wait till you got home for that?
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tatababe
| 0
Bro what music were you listening too??(
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dolphincheddar
| 10
What's softcore porn? The only porn I've heard of is the stuff where they handcuff you to a bed and whip you with chains
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soccergurl95
| 8
So were you listening to like Justin beiber?
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SuperPineApple
| 0
WTF were you listening to? Willow Smith? Well porn does make me want to whip my hair back and forth.
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Uneedanapbro
| 6
Hey. You should be suspended for listening to music that is so bad it reminds people of "Shitty soft core porn" Ugh. People these days.
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rallets
| 22
bow chicka wah wah
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Trollicious
| 0
Wait you're not allowed to watch porn at work?? Then why the privacy and comfortable chair. Just as long as your man goo doesn't hit the dude in the next cubicle it should be fine, just like masturbating on an airplane or on an elementary school playground.
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rodeochick754
| 4
dude! wtf is wrong with u?!
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My_Name_Is_
| 5
Well stop watching shitty soft-core porn...or plug some headphones so your co worker wont listen to disturbing noises.
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daysgoby902
| 6
I think your co-workers were just playing a joke on you, or maybe they don't like you very much and were trying to get you fired.
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CoDplayer96
| 4
how do you message ppl? from your ipod on fml
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daysgoby902
| 6
I don't think that's possible but you do have your phone number in your info so I'm sure you have enough messages to worry about
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rallets
| 22
^ maybe its not enough?
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idontcare8l
| 3
112- its not ilegal its frowned apon , lke masturebating on an airplane
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rallets
| 22
^ redundant?
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LolMoqz
| 10
107- Brown chicken, brown cow
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Mercedeh910
| 0
that's enough a you
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Friaza
| 29
This is where programming comes in handy. Deleting all porn files can be just a double click away. (Back them up on a pen-drive before this happens) And you can even write the programme in less than 60 seconds on something as basic as Notepad :D
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thewhitelover3
| 9
28- you just made my day beiber sucks
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shutup_matt
| 5
What kind of crappy music do you listen to?
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skiier4life
| 1
The 2 girls one cup background song. That's why it's "shitty"
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whatsittuya
| 2
What they heard was Justin Bieber singing baby.
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shutup_matt
| 5
25- Please don't reply to my comment to make a retarded Justin Bieber joke. Thank you. :)
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chelseaaababyyy
| 17
25 - i thought it was funny(:
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haydenbro03
| 4
28- shut the fuck up.
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YayorNay
| 8
Hey Matt, shut up.
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puppiesandrainbo
| 1
50-shut the fuck up
I thought it was funny :)
I thought it was funny :)
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AnonymousTroll
| 2
The thought of Justin Bieber having anything to do with porn...*shrudders*
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BrokenDreamer24
| 14
Wouldn't any porn it does be considered child porn?
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Well, JB does moan in that song...
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rodeochick754
| 4
he more so squaks i thought
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baseball6917
| 8
jb can't do porn, he hasn't hit puberty.
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danny_x3dgr
| 0
Probably playing JB but not "baby" he was probably playing "some buddy to love" Jajaja
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fatraptorjesus13
| 9
...,who cares about JB anymore?
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futtbuck101
| 1
Little river band
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Jaxx66
| 21
Ohhh. Number two thinks his comment is special.
Anyhow! That's why metal saves lives (and keeps from getting suspended from work)!
Anyhow! That's why metal saves lives (and keeps from getting suspended from work)!
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rkurdek
| 4
-50 you don't have to be a dick
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jmrgirl3
| 6
I do fuck u
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hollyman
| 0
EPIC FAIL
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
LIAF CIPE
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knights95
| 9
Niw cipe^
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eminemchick
| 19
wtf
ftw
ftw
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
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Suchagoonnn
| 4
^ Chappelles show reference!!!
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txgirl2013
| 14
Get better earphones..??
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partyfool2011
| 4
Yes because letting the co-workers hear the music in HD will really solve op's problem.
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moojugs
| 6
He just meant earphones that will keep the fucking music in them, so that his co-workers WON'T hear it.
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Soloman212
| 28
"Letting the co-workers hear the music in HD"
"Hear the music in HD"
"Music in HD"
Lolwut.
"Hear the music in HD"
"Music in HD"
Lolwut.
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partyfool2011
| 4
Fucking music... Pun intended?
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tsim_fml
| 0
Suspension is always better than working unless your a donkey
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tsim_fml
| 0
Sorry about that predestinedly-retarded comment. Was a little toked up on Marijuana.
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zinjiitsdanaa
| 3
You don't have to announce it to the world.
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marijuanasmoker4
| 3
108-Yeah you do, it's in the rules.
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relevantusername
| 0
He wasn't, he was just explaining why his comment was so fucked up.
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ACM1991
| 9
Ask him if he got a boner when he heard that. Lol
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fashionistaGirll
| 0
?you should read the fml properly? the boss obv didnt hear the music.. and asking your boss if he got a boner is just plain stupid
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skylerXx
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Your user name is "PornoBob." It's totally understandable. You should stop listening to shitty music.
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agsilver
| 14
What were you listening to? Justin Bieber?
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KLuff
| 0
This crossed my mind as well!
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bigbadtim
| 7
Twink porn?
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brunettesara5722
| 17
Lol at least they wont
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WCARlover
| 34
Hahaa what kind of music do you listen to?!
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