Work: Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers...

By ImScrewed - 02/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML

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Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML

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Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 00:00

Today, I lost my earbuds on the subway to work, so I had to listen to my boss's terrible music all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2011 20:35 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML

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By New CV and Tinder needed - 23/05/2023 12:00

Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML

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shutup_matt 5

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:06

What kind of crappy music do you listen to?

deafeningsilence 8

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:06

Well, if they can't find anything, then you're in the clear.

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taytoc 10

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:09

why do you sound worried? do you actually have **** on your files? if so then it's definitely karma.

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:20

how does he "sound worried"? he sounds annoyed to me

jemama 1

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:55

By his username. :)

ElainaCutsYou 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:09

The CD name: Sound of ****.

DKjazz 20

Wednesday 3 August 2011 4:59

"This is pornstep, ************." Flux Pavilion? Anyone?

allyouneedis9 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:10

Those upbeat jazz instrumentals get you everytime.

bellakaykid 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:12

Your tunes must be really strange.

lindseyluvszac 4

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:13

You probably work harder to those beats ;)

kiakia0131 23

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:14

With a username called "ImScrewed" you obviously have something on your computer you shouldn't have.

Halcyon3210 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:17

Bow-chika-wow-wow

Stevefett 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:21

Your co-workers listen to a lot of **** do they? They know what the tracks sound like? Lol. Pervs.

skylerXx 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:22

You must have horrible taste in music.

Glitterhinoceros 14

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:31

...Giggity

HichSchko46 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:26

You are freaked cute. Don't know how to message you so try to get ahold of me...;)

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