Sounds dreary. However, you'd still hate working there even with some light, some hot water, and a cordless phone. At least in the darkness you won't see what a rubbish-hole you're working in, so that should alleviate at least a little of the misery. Well, maybe not. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

Surely the government is in charge, and it doesn't sound like he's following health and safety guidelines...

@Marvin: And I'm guessing your life is so much worse? Stop whining about it, prick.

Why do you need hot water at work?

coffee? tea? soup? ...

Rofl, 31. It's from a book. Take a joke.

it's a girl... that write this... awkward!

^ That makes it hot.

I'm not a grammar-Nazi or anything but its WROTE!! WROTE, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Plus not to mention your poor sentence lay-out. My god.. It's almost un-refutable common knowledge.

^grammer nazi.

And who exactly was it that called it a hot water heater? :P

The OP, before one of the mods went and edited the FML to make me look like a jackass. As if I needed any help!