By blahmylife - 15/12/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, my boss is being so cheap, he'd rather type in the dark, not fix our water heater or replace our cordless phone because he will not get his bonus if he goes over the budget. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 070
You deserved it 2 486

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Take your revenge by throwing some of that freezing cold water in his face. He won't be able to see who threw it in the dark, and he can't call for help. :)

haha, thats pathetic....tell him you want some of his bonus money!!

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That sucks. But hey, he's the boss.

Sounds dreary. However, you'd still hate working there even with some light, some hot water, and a cordless phone. At least in the darkness you won't see what a rubbish-hole you're working in, so that should alleviate at least a little of the misery. Well, maybe not. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

Surely the government is in charge, and it doesn't sound like he's following health and safety guidelines...

@Marvin: And I'm guessing your life is so much worse? Stop whining about it, prick.

Why do you need hot water at work?

coffee? tea? soup? ...

Rofl, 31. It's from a book. Take a joke.

haha, thats pathetic....tell him you want some of his bonus money!!

Sounds like a certain mr. McDuck I used to know..

he can fix it after he gets his bonus

Sleep with his wife or daughter or both... that should solve your problems, and if that doesn't work you can try sleeping with him instead.

it's a girl... that write this... awkward!

^ That makes it hot.

I'm not a grammar-Nazi or anything but its WROTE!! WROTE, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Plus not to mention your poor sentence lay-out. My god.. It's almost un-refutable common knowledge.

^grammer nazi.

This is why we have bad working conditions, and bad customer service- there are incentives for bad business as long as it's cheap business. It's do your job badly or get fired.

Take your revenge by throwing some of that freezing cold water in his face. He won't be able to see who threw it in the dark, and he can't call for help. :)

"Hot water heater" is redundant. That is, unless you mean a device that heats water that's already hot. I hope he keeps you working in the dark forever; you would be de-lighted!

And who exactly was it that called it a hot water heater? :P

The OP, before one of the mods went and edited the FML to make me look like a jackass. As if I needed any help!

Three words, Better Business Bureau

Quit! Look for a new job while you still have one.