By x_udontknowme_x - 05/01/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, while I was out of the office, I'd left my phone charging inside. My boss informed me that since I am clearly running up her electricity bill, it will be deducted out of my already nearly non existent paycheck. FML
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roaminginsomniac 0

Find another job. She is Clearly too stupid for you to work for. She can't take it out of your check. It's not legal.

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knibbsy 4

How will your boss know the exact cost your cell phone added to the bill? Shank your boss in the parking lot. Now.

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sandiiiiiii 0

I'd quit! Lol

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knibbsy 4

How will your boss know the exact cost your cell phone added to the bill? Shank your boss in the parking lot. Now.

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stronghand0331 17
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Only prison inmates and Mexican drug cartel runners shank people. We bust caps.

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nathan5 0
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I thought at first that you said 'shag' your boss...that may change matters somewhat!

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sandiiiiiii 0

Hahahaha! Lol

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wainy9246 0
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get a job hobo!

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KingDingALing 9

Well since we're being racist... Only black people "bust caps".

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ninjasaurous 0

If you find out how many watts per hour, you can use electricity calculators. One way I've done it was for school. You can use Microsoft Excel with the correct formula. *hint: every formula starts with a =* Then you can use a calculator to find out how many hours in a year, use the formula. Bada bing!

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rallets 22

#43 i was just gonna say that

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RedPillSucks 31

Shag vs Shank, that could be an embarrassing mistake. boss: *so, did you shank that guy like I asked you?* hitman:*shank? Damn, I was wondering why he was enjoying it so much*

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stronghand0331 17
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There's also the possibility of shagging whilst shanking, which is equally exciting.

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bailes_o_hay 0
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I think your more likely to shank while shagging. definitely more of a mood killer tho.

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fruitycheerios 0
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It probably cost like 25 cents. She'll charge you 50 bucks.

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ideasrule 13

Yes, but 25 cents is more than 2 orders of magnitude off. It's actually about 0.1 cents.

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roaminginsomniac 0

Find another job. She is Clearly too stupid for you to work for. She can't take it out of your check. It's not legal.

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ulicksam 0

Shouldn't need your phone while at work anyway.

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humhum6 0

r u dumbz? I B no trollz but I iz sure u do 4 job

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ecfrost 4
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No, but I know people who charge their phones elsewhere if they pay utilities. A friend of mine would bring his phone to lecture halls and use a plug meant for laptops, even if the phone was never turned "on", just to save a little on electricity.

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ulicksam 0

21, sure looks like you're "dumbz". If you need a phone at work, they'll supply it. You don't need your personal phone at work. If you knew how to spell, you could get a job and realize that yourself. Idiot.

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humhum6 0

27 - I think I gave the fact away when I said "I iz B no trollz" that I was trollin'. But thanks for feeding me :)

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dunicha 20
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@27 Actually, my husband does use his personal phone at work, and in exchange, they pay him a little more than they would have to cover the cell bill. Never say never.

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iR0ckSkinnys 3

she just wants extra money,one phone charging isn't gonna run her bill high.

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Shutuptroll 0

I read this as "herbal high" haha.

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scotts13 2
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I'm not at all sure she can legally dock your pay for that. Fire you, perhaps, if there's something in employee policy about it... Before she comes up with a number, be prepared with some facts - power draw of the charger X time in use X her electric utility rate... I'll bet it comes out to less than a penny. Keep one or two in your pocket to hand her.

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stephanie911_fml 0
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Well, maybe you should charge it in your car. ( :

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sandiiiiiii 0

How do you add friends on fml

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sourgirl101 28

My car charger doesn't work unless my car is running. There are a lot of cars like that.

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siege10 0
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&39 by pressing alt and f4 at the same time then just type the persons name...

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FMLephant 2

Tell her her husband was going to call about child support

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ideasrule 13

A charger uses maybe 5W, and almost 0W when not charging. Assuming it takes 2h to charge the phone, that's 0.01 kWh of energy, which costs about a tenth of a US cent.

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