Today, while I was out of the office, I'd left my phone charging inside. My boss informed me that since I am clearly running up her electricity bill, it will be deducted out of my already nearly non existent paycheck. FML
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roaminginsomniac
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Find another job. She is Clearly too stupid for you to work for. She can't take it out of your check. It's not legal.
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knibbsy
| 4
How will your boss know the exact cost your cell phone added to the bill? Shank your boss in the parking lot. Now.
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sandiiiiiii
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I'd quit! Lol
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knibbsy
| 4
How will your boss know the exact cost your cell phone added to the bill? Shank your boss in the parking lot. Now.
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stronghand0331
| 17
Only prison inmates and Mexican drug cartel runners shank people. We bust caps.
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nathan5
| 0
I thought at first that you said 'shag' your boss...that may change matters somewhat!
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sandiiiiiii
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Hahahaha! Lol
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wainy9246
| 0
get a job hobo!
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KingDingALing
| 9
Well since we're being racist...
Only black people "bust caps".
Only black people "bust caps".
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ninjasaurous
| 0
If you find out how many watts per hour, you can use electricity calculators. One way I've done it was for school. You can use Microsoft Excel with the correct formula. *hint: every formula starts with a =* Then you can use a calculator to find out how many hours in a year, use the formula. Bada bing!
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rallets
| 22
#43 i was just gonna say that
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Shag vs Shank, that could be an embarrassing mistake.
boss: *so, did you shank that guy like I asked you?*
hitman:*shank? Damn, I was wondering why he was enjoying it so much*
boss: *so, did you shank that guy like I asked you?*
hitman:*shank? Damn, I was wondering why he was enjoying it so much*
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stronghand0331
| 17
There's also the possibility of shagging whilst shanking, which is equally exciting.
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bailes_o_hay
| 0
I think your more likely to shank while shagging. definitely more of a mood killer tho.
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adam_zelyoni
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#69 wha-hay
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fruitycheerios
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It probably cost like 25 cents. She'll charge you 50 bucks.
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ideasrule
| 13
Yes, but 25 cents is more than 2 orders of magnitude off. It's actually about 0.1 cents.
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roaminginsomniac
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Find another job. She is Clearly too stupid for you to work for. She can't take it out of your check. It's not legal.
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ulicksam
| 0
Shouldn't need your phone while at work anyway.
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humhum6
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r u dumbz? I B no trollz but I iz sure u do 4 job
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ecfrost
| 4
No, but I know people who charge their phones elsewhere if they pay utilities. A friend of mine would bring his phone to lecture halls and use a plug meant for laptops, even if the phone was never turned "on", just to save a little on electricity.
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ulicksam
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21, sure looks like you're "dumbz". If you need a phone at work, they'll supply it. You don't need your personal phone at work. If you knew how to spell, you could get a job and realize that yourself. Idiot.
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humhum6
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27 - I think I gave the fact away when I said "I iz B no trollz" that I was trollin'. But thanks for feeding me :)
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dunicha
| 20
@27 Actually, my husband does use his personal phone at work, and in exchange, they pay him a little more than they would have to cover the cell bill. Never say never.
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iR0ckSkinnys
| 3
she just wants extra money,one phone charging isn't gonna run her
bill high.
bill high.
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Shutuptroll
| 0
I read this as "herbal high" haha.
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scotts13
| 2
I'm not at all sure she can legally dock your pay for that. Fire you, perhaps, if there's something in employee policy about it... Before she comes up with a number, be prepared with some facts - power draw of the charger X time in use X her electric utility rate... I'll bet it comes out to less than a penny. Keep one or two in your pocket to hand her.
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stephanie911_fml
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Well, maybe you should charge it in your car. ( :
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sandiiiiiii
| 0
How do you add friends on fml
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sourgirl101
| 28
My car charger doesn't work unless my car is running. There are a lot of cars like that.
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siege10
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&39 by pressing alt and f4 at the same time then just type the persons name...
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FMLephant
| 2
Tell her her husband was going to call about child support
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ideasrule
| 13
A charger uses maybe 5W, and almost 0W when not charging. Assuming it takes 2h to charge the phone, that's 0.01 kWh of energy, which costs about a tenth of a US cent.