Only prison inmates and Mexican drug cartel runners shank people. We bust caps.

I thought at first that you said 'shag' your boss...that may change matters somewhat!

Hahahaha! Lol

get a job hobo!

Well since we're being racist... Only black people "bust caps".

If you find out how many watts per hour, you can use electricity calculators. One way I've done it was for school. You can use Microsoft Excel with the correct formula. *hint: every formula starts with a =* Then you can use a calculator to find out how many hours in a year, use the formula. Bada bing!

#43 i was just gonna say that

Shag vs Shank, that could be an embarrassing mistake. boss: *so, did you shank that guy like I asked you?* hitman:*shank? Damn, I was wondering why he was enjoying it so much*

There's also the possibility of shagging whilst shanking, which is equally exciting.

I think your more likely to shank while shagging. definitely more of a mood killer tho.

#69 wha-hay

Yes, but 25 cents is more than 2 orders of magnitude off. It's actually about 0.1 cents.

r u dumbz? I B no trollz but I iz sure u do 4 job

No, but I know people who charge their phones elsewhere if they pay utilities. A friend of mine would bring his phone to lecture halls and use a plug meant for laptops, even if the phone was never turned "on", just to save a little on electricity.

21, sure looks like you're "dumbz". If you need a phone at work, they'll supply it. You don't need your personal phone at work. If you knew how to spell, you could get a job and realize that yourself. Idiot.

27 - I think I gave the fact away when I said "I iz B no trollz" that I was trollin'. But thanks for feeding me :)

@27 Actually, my husband does use his personal phone at work, and in exchange, they pay him a little more than they would have to cover the cell bill. Never say never.

I read this as "herbal high" haha.

How do you add friends on fml

My car charger doesn't work unless my car is running. There are a lot of cars like that.

&39 by pressing alt and f4 at the same time then just type the persons name...