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By Anonymous - 16/05/2020 08:00

Today, I found out my fourteen-year-old daughter is making more money than me, thanks to babysitting and winning writing contests. FML

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You deserved it 449

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By Matt - 15/09/2022 11:30

Today, my 7 year-old daughter was counting all the money she made over the weekend from her lemonade stand. She made sixty dollars and said now she has more money than I do. She's right. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:10 - Indonesia

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

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Rip off

By sourgirl101 - 04/01/2022 04:59

Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML

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You deserved it 220

By This_Is_Me1982 - 03/01/2011 17:51 - Canada

Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML

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You deserved it 5 191

By Thanks a lot - 23/10/2015 01:27 - United States - Chestnut Hill

Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML

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You deserved it 2 012

By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 214

You deserved it 7 582

By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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You deserved it 10 153

By Amber C - 07/04/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML

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You deserved it 22 945

Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 10:00

Today, my daughter is mad sulking because she got her first wage today and learned a bunch of new words like national insurance, pension contributions, taxes, automatic student loan repayments, and so on. She actually thought she got to keep ALL the money she earned, and is taking it out on us. FML

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You deserved it 436

Sagar Nair 11

Saturday 16 May 2020 11:13

**** her life for having a whiny and unsupportive parent...

Sady_Ct 37

Saturday 16 May 2020 8:17

How is this an FML? You should be proud of her!

Comments

Sady_Ct 37

Saturday 16 May 2020 8:17

How is this an FML? You should be proud of her!

Sagar Nair 11

Saturday 16 May 2020 11:13

**** her life for having a whiny and unsupportive parent...

Adam Classen 2

Saturday 16 May 2020 20:31

agreed... should start working more and stop bitching about the daughter making more

Baby_123 8

Saturday 16 May 2020 13:24

That is the most unsupportive thing I have ever heard and my dad won’t let me wear T-shirt’s in the winter because it “ looks slutty” I’m in college

AmbrosiaFan 18

Saturday 16 May 2020 15:20

You should be proud :)

Adam Classen 2

Saturday 16 May 2020 20:30

sounds like someone could use a better job

tounces7 27

Sunday 17 May 2020 6:25

Hey, at least she got ambition from somewhere, even if it clearly wasn't you.

sickerthanyou 13

Sunday 24 May 2020 20:58

Then maybe it’s time for you to relax and let her pay for everything!

sickerthanyou 13

Sunday 24 May 2020 20:59

That’s one thing rich people won’t have to worry about lol. Sucks being poor

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