Anonymous
Vancouver, United States
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Best time
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
kady
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Party!
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
pukishgirl
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
India
This good enough for ya?
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
StupidJob
Batavia, United States
Today I was home sick from work because my doctor gave me a new pill that made me throw up violently. My boss called. I thought she was checking on me. She fired me instead. FML
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Buckethead
Today, I called in sick for the first time. My boss said that if I didn’t show up, not only would he fire me, but he’d make sure I never find another job for the rest of my life. So I showed up to work with a bucket, puking every five minutes. My boss still made me stay the full nine hours. FML
ewwgross
United States
Bad hair day
Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML
Anonymous
Macon, United States
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
iswearicandrive
United States
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
stuck
Australia
Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML
Top comments
triplebeerox 27
Well, that was nice of your boss. Sometimes I can't do that even for friends...
Jac_d_ipper 10
Were you giving him a ********?
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Comments (89)
badluckdawson 19
Wow that's terrible
craanberry_fml 7
How cute from your boss :')
Fmlsea 28
least you know you have a really nice boss.
darkfireflame 15
Good boss at least.
Rababco 29
At least your boss is trying to help, they're obviously compassionate. Considering what jerks bosses can be I think you got lucky. I don't know what job you have but you'll probably become less sensitive and a stronger stomach as time goes on.
marier00 19
what kinda job do you have??
skyblueprincess 17
ur boss is nice
Weyoun 13
Looks like you have a kind and supportive boss! Don't worry if things felt a little awkward after, that's only natural. But if they were willing to help out in the first place, I think that only goes to show that they won't judge you any differently for it. Feel better!