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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:44 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

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By Username - 19/10/2010 15:24 - France

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By pukishgirl - 18/11/2010 12:12 - India

Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML

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By StupidJob - 01/09/2016 23:23 - United States - Batavia

Today I was home sick from work because my doctor gave me a new pill that made me throw up violently. My boss called. I thought she was checking on me. She fired me instead. FML

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By hi! - 17/09/2021 14:00

Today, I called in sick for the first time. My boss said that if I didn’t show up, not only would he fire me, but he’d make sure I never find another job for the rest of my life. So I showed up to work with a bucket, puking every five minutes. My boss still made me stay the full nine hours. FML

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By ewwgross - 20/05/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2018 08:00 - United States - Macon

Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML

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By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

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By stuck - 11/08/2010 12:01 - Australia

Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML

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triplebeerox 27

Friday 21 June 2013 16:10

Well, that was nice of your boss. Sometimes I can't do that even for friends...

Jac_d_ipper 10

Friday 21 June 2013 16:14

Were you giving him a ********?

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IworkAt711 14

Friday 21 June 2013 18:43

I dont see whats wrong with the profile picture anyway.

enty6003 18

Friday 21 June 2013 19:09

You must be pretty hot. And yet you're on this site?

DamnBobRoss 4

Friday 21 June 2013 19:28

preggo?

Fmldirection69 8

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:38

I love that on my spaghetti

worldclassrager 39

Friday 21 June 2013 19:31

(S)he cares at least...and I would think of you as a favorite from this doing...you might have a steady job there for awhile...

jsheffres 19

Friday 21 June 2013 19:33

At least he was nice enough to do that...

ShakeDisPlace 10

Friday 21 June 2013 19:36

Quit drinking so much the night before, OP

honestjane 22

Friday 21 June 2013 19:38

To Perdix: Did the 5 second rule still apply?

perdix 29

Friday 21 June 2013 20:07

#54, you'll have to ask Kramer.

glamorous18 10

Friday 21 June 2013 20:31

Promotion!!

thebear683 6

Friday 21 June 2013 20:59

OP, your boss went above and beyond the call of duty for you. As much as it sucks that you threw up at work, but on your big kid pants, thank your boss for the assist and move on with your day.

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