Anonymous
Vancouver, United States
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Best time
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
kady
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Party!
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
pukishgirl
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
India
This good enough for ya?
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
StupidJob
Batavia, United States
Today I was home sick from work because my doctor gave me a new pill that made me throw up violently. My boss called. I thought she was checking on me. She fired me instead. FML
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Buckethead
Today, I called in sick for the first time. My boss said that if I didn’t show up, not only would he fire me, but he’d make sure I never find another job for the rest of my life. So I showed up to work with a bucket, puking every five minutes. My boss still made me stay the full nine hours. FML
ewwgross
United States
Bad hair day
Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML
Anonymous
Macon, United States
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
iswearicandrive
United States
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
stuck
Australia
Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML
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triplebeerox 27
Well, that was nice of your boss. Sometimes I can't do that even for friends...
Jac_d_ipper 10
Were you giving him a ********?
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miss_madison 10
I think it could have been worse. Your boss is a really nice person. Make him/her cupcakes to show your appreciation. Everyone likes cupcakes.
RedPillSucks 33
Hopefully not a surgeon. Can you imagine throwing up inside someones body cavity?
Melix 31
At least you have a nice boss, you got lucky.
LookAttMyyLifee 12
Sounds like the beginning of a beautiful friendship. :)
iammaddie1234 9
I'm just wondering why they were in the bathroom with you, if that's where you were. Mine would just tell me to suck it up and work, I hate part time high school jobs
upallnight11 19
That's why they always wear facemasks.
RockySnakes 10
ive done it for my gf I hate people doing it on me as it makes me feel worse but ahe liked that I did
rosha267 21
I'm going to need more information before I can vote
perdix 31
There's not going to be a Day 3. The ADA doesn't count binge drinkers as a protected class.
olpally 33
That's a nice boss on here for once. Feel better op!