Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, someone had been stealing my brownie at work every day, so I sprinkled cocolax on one and waited to find out who the culprit was. Turns out it was my manager. Needless to say, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
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Top comments
EmilyJane718 12
Sounds like your boss is a dick.
Mauskau 36
Is that even legal?
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Comments (149)
perdix 31
You do have to wonder how crappy an employee the OP must have been if his only redeeming quality is his girlfriend's cookies.
DanielleinDC 34
Or how much of an asshole his boss was that the only reason he kept OP on was the girlfriend baked cookies.
AllisonMarie91 3
Lol I think that'd make him a really nice boss... Keeping someone on the pay roll only because if cookies...... Easy job lol
Steffi 26
I want to try these cookies..
1947Chevy 17
I hope they were the best cookies on the planet. Horrible reason to be fired in any event
Dcm210 19
Make your own cookies, poison him
simsgirlgem 25
OP Take this guy to court he can't fore you because you can't bring cookies any more
ZoeAnastasia 11
Your boss basically fired you for getting dumped. You could take him to court for firing you without reasoning.
jubjub86 7
Sounds like BS to me, I love the shit people say they got fires for on here. It's called wrongful dismissal people and gives you grounds to sue
bullseyerocks 9
You know bosses cab't do that anymore if you bring it up to someone bigger saying he had no valid reason they will have to hire tou again
alex_jaguara 33
Make a batch of cookies, put laxatives, go to your boss and say they are the last present from your ex, stand back and watch as hilarity ensues. Worth it.
little_one1 14
Why are people clicking YDI on this? I don't get it
Perdition25 12
The retards of the world will click YDI for anything.
RedPillSucks 33
Or people who probably think that OP is a slacker at work and the boss was just keeping him on for the cookies.