Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, someone had been stealing my brownie at work every day, so I sprinkled cocolax on one and waited to find out who the culprit was. Turns out it was my manager. Needless to say, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
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Top comments
EmilyJane718 12
Sounds like your boss is a dick.
Mauskau 36
Is that even legal?
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Comments (149)
Omniprism 15
He cannot fire you for that! Sue!
Curlytwirly22 17
What an asshole you should tell the authorities
JokersHQ 21
I'm pretty sure that counts as wrongful termination
Andrew4263 12
technically he can't fire you for that. call your "HR" and they will work everything out for you
worldclassrager 41
Try making your own cookies or maybe find your girlfriends recipe...that might give you your job back...
wwwvwvw 3
Does this mean she will no longer be bringing cookies here either?
TheCrispyCat 20
Time to get a lawyer...
Thebloodletting 3
Although you're in a right to work state, you're still a man. You can be passive about it, like, maybe doing something to his car, or you can straight up hit him. I bet you'd maybe get a little jail time, but at least you'd have the satisfaction and pride in yourself. You could do it away from work too. People are more afraid when not in familiar surroundings that they're the boss of. At least he would think about doing that hard to someone else.
ZackL624 5
Dude. You could sue for that
YM1591 3
ohhhhhhhh shit! damn