Miscellaneous: Today, while I was doing my job as a groundskeeper, a couple...

By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 22:00

Today, while I was doing my job as a groundskeeper, a couple of kids wearing MAGA hats threw garbage and rocks at me, then told me to "go back where you came from". I'm American, but I guess my beard makes me look like an immigrant or something, as this isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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You deserved it 1 026

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Asshats are everywhere

By hardtotell - 22/01/2010 00:45 - United States

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

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By Brit - 16/12/2011 08:50 - Reserved

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

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You deserved it 6 854

By sigh - 27/09/2013 19:01 - United States - Frederick

Today, I was cleaning up litter from the street, when a guy asked who I work for. I said nobody and that I was just doing some community service. Before I could clarify that it was voluntary community service, he called me a "piece of shit delinquent", spat on me, and walked off. FML

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You deserved it 3 326

This is America

By AngryBlackMan - 03/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, I'm a gay, black man who moved to a racist, mainly white, homophobic town for work. I've already had the cops called on me twice, and a group of teens yelled the f-slur at me unprompted. When I asked my boss if I could swap, he threatened to fire me. This is gonna be a long 6 months. FML

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You deserved it 232

Bakery people seem to have a lot of weird "opinions"

By AnyaO - 08/09/2022 12:30

Today, I was refused service at a bakery, got yelled and cussed at to the point of tears, and told to go back to my home country, Ukraine. According to the guy, my people are Nazis who spent the past year draining Americans of their tax dollars to fund their war. I couldn’t report him, he was the owner. FML

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You deserved it 191

By Anonymous - 20/07/2017 23:00 - United States - Dover

Today, an Asian man approached me and called me pretty. I thanked him and he asked if I'm Chinese. When I said, "No, I'm Taiwanese" he promptly spat in my face and called me a "traitor to the motherland." FML

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You deserved it 524

The mailman

By fuckfuck - 31/01/2014 18:46 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering mail, I was yelled at by a guy, who threatened to shoot me if I "trespassed" on his property. He made me toss his mail toward his porch from the street, before telling me to get lost. FML

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You deserved it 3 357

By me - 22/06/2013 21:16 - United States - Findlay

Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML

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By x0SoReckless0x - 16/11/2009 11:39 - United States

Today, some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them and be the bigger person. That's pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML

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But mah freedumbs!

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 10:23 - Canada

Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML

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davek 36

Thursday 2 March 2017 22:14

The USA is founded on immigration. The only Americans moaning about immigration should be the Indians.

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 2 March 2017 22:21

Too bad we can't round up all the racist ***** in the world and drop them into Mt. St. Helens.

Comments

Eashy 16

Thursday 2 March 2017 22:07

jokes on them, when Christmas rolls around in 9 months you'll be an epic Santa.

Danne696 14

Friday 3 March 2017 14:53

Love the positive attitude!

davek 36

Thursday 2 March 2017 22:14

The USA is founded on immigration. The only Americans moaning about immigration should be the Indians.

Connor1623 10

Friday 3 March 2017 5:38

To be fair it was founded on imperialism of Britain

zaidthunder1 27

Friday 3 March 2017 6:32

Don't forget the French and the Spanish had influence too.

BaconAwesomness 5

Sunday 5 March 2017 0:09

But everyone here was an immigrant but I get what you're saying

somochi 9

Friday 3 March 2017 18:55

It's native Americans not Indians but :)

Jack Engele 6

Sunday 10 September 2017 0:13

Cool. Ever hear of fighting someone for 400 years to conquer them. just like multiple other countries have done?

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 2 March 2017 22:21

Too bad we can't round up all the racist ***** in the world and drop them into Mt. St. Helens.

gamermonster 34

Friday 3 March 2017 1:27

But we can always drop them in a desert :)

MidnaLink 33

Friday 3 March 2017 3:37

I know, but there's settlements and towns near deserts to help keep the rotten ***** alive. A volcano would be a permanent (and more satisfying) solution.

xxthexmisfitxx 25

Friday 3 March 2017 6:44

Like, can we not because it's no longer active or morally wrong? Because this country is starting to seem like it needs quite a bit of vigilante justice against all the disgusting bigots.

hilamonster06 21

Thursday 2 March 2017 22:28

Coming from a fellow bearded one, that's a case of facial profiling. They are probably haten on ya because they can't grow one themselves.

CrazyManNo9 29

Thursday 2 March 2017 23:11

Anyone wearing a MAGA hat and abusing anyone else, either immigrant or not and even illegal or not, should be ashamed of themselves, and should be appropriately punished. No one is going to MAGA by being a total ass. I'd like to think they were wearing the caps just to insult Trump, but they are 100% wrong in either case. Be well.

A Frenchy in Eire 31

Friday 3 March 2017 11:16

I really doubt they meant it as an insult to Trump. Trump built his whole campaign on dog whistle racism, making immigrants a scapegoat for everything wrong in America. It's a trick as old as politics to pretend to be one of the little people (because nothing says average Joe American like a billionaire capitalist born with a diamond spoon in his mouth) and to pander to rampant xenophobia. He also made it ok to be openly bigoted and discriminatory under the pretense of being non-PC. He has no issue calling out to the families victims of crimes by illegal immigrants while completely ignoring immigrants victims of hate crimes (for instance Srinivas Kuchibhotla). Same happened in UK after Brexit. Racist idiots felt empowered to attack people based solely on their skin color or attire.

AHzulu 25

Saturday 4 March 2017 10:07

Cry

Wendy O Koopa 5

Tuesday 7 March 2017 2:54

i agree. the current leader isn't making his country great he's basically sending it to ruin personally and financially. gm has cut 1000 jobs already and pandoras box once opened is hard to close.

Robert Emmons 2

Thursday 2 March 2017 23:35

I typically just scroll through and have a laugh at the insane situation people get themselves in, but this story is completely ridiculous. Whether this man was an immigrant or not, behavior like that by anyone should not be tolerated. How anyone can click " you deserve it" to this is beyond me.