Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, someone had been stealing my brownie at work every day, so I sprinkled cocolax on one and waited to find out who the culprit was. Turns out it was my manager. Needless to say, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
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Top comments
EmilyJane718 12
Sounds like your boss is a dick.
Mauskau 36
Is that even legal?
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Comments (149)
MidnaLink 35
That's bullshit! You can't be fired for that!
codyswearingen 3
Incoming your boss is a dick comments
RedPillSucks 33
Were the cookies made of crack? How good to cookies have to be to justify keeping a worker you don't want?
amisenho 11
It's ridiculous how much these asshole bosses and managers value intimate relationships that their employees/subjects are in. When my boyfriend's ex dumped him, his landlord jacked up his monthly rent by about $200, then brought it back down two years later when he found out that we had started dating. Personal life shouldn't be brought into professional settings, unless it involves someone dying.
AllisonMarie91 3
Apparently you weren't a very good worker then......
hanabi12 6
Now Im pretty sure that is illegal, that is no reason to fire you and you should bring this to some bodys attention o.o
neppy 6
Surely you can sue for wrongful termination. Good luck and **** your boss up the ass.
novapine 19
Thats illegal.
flashback_fml 14
YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT HER!!!
Needafarm 22
Time for OP to learn to bake if he wants to keep a future job.