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  rachellelt695  |  0

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder! ""So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, ""Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem? ""
""Ma'am,"" the officer replies, ""You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers. ""
""Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly twenty-two miles an hour! "" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that ""22"" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. ""But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time,"" the officer asks. ""Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 142. """


38 you never met me then but of course you have not anyway I'am true to my words unless something comes up then I will either try and do it earlyer if that's not good then I let you choose. all my friend trust me saddly most of them trust me more then their own best friend.


sweet a bitch mood lol jk obese just pointing out that not all are like that both genders do it but who ever stood you (and op) needs to have their car tired slash and shaving cream all over the car In a messed up patteren ( well that is if the shaving cream still works on cars).

  aprilsapples  |  0

well at least your getting rid of a not so smart person like him i mean if hes going to do something behind your back then he shouldnt twitter it where you can find out
(sorry i dont like to swear "not so smart person")

  BlargHonk  |  0

The point is that he was too much of a coward to say he didn't want to go out with her for whatever reason, so he lied. If he won't show up for a first date, it's also obvious he doesn't respect her.

  RyanZhang22  |  1

just be glad. he is obviously a metrosexual. he uses Twitter. and lied.

By  SaturnE_fml  |  0

He's new, the thought of being so close to a girl made him nervous, and his butterflies raged. Then, just to prove to his good friends he wasn't a loser, he invented a social life.