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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 16:05 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML

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By whatthewoah - 02/09/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML

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By Midge - 16/03/2010 23:03 - United States

Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2016 03:46 - United States - Nampa

Today, I took my binder on a short road trip two hours away from my home, so that I could study for my upcoming finals. When I got home, I realized I that had left my binder all the way there, containing my notes, classwork, homework, finals notes, etc. FML

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By stupid_airbag - 13/08/2012 08:06 - Australia

Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML

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By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By dumbassgrad - 12/12/2012 19:14 - United States - El Monte

Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML

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By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

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anon80214 15

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:29

This generation is going to have the worst back problems because of this kind of shit. FYL.

CustardAndPie 13

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:26

At least you know the safety system works. :)

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saidoh_fml 26

Sunday 12 May 2013 13:03

This happens to me all the time when I buy groceries. I've had to get in the habit of putting them on the floor or in the back seat.

ShadowRaptor 9

Tuesday 4 June 2013 4:42

How is this an FML? I'm in high school and my bag weighs slightly over 60lbs (for last year). And I have to walk home with it after letting it crush my legs on the bus. I'm not complaining, but apparently you are, so YDI for not bring able to, oh I don't know, put out on the floor, put it in the back seat, or put out in the trunk.

finalyearsofhate 22

Sunday 22 September 2013 6:26

.. Don't you have a backseat or trunk they could go in just as easily?

Deathproof71 1

Monday 21 October 2013 5:42

Why didn't you just put your book bag on the floor of your car?

Comoke1024 19

Thursday 6 February 2014 16:16

We've all been there. RIP healthy spine. A hearty hello to back problems.

inn0centaphid 19

Tuesday 22 April 2014 23:13

Sorry I clicked YDI I just needed the even number

neemajn31 6

Monday 28 July 2014 9:33

How is this an FML?

SuperWhoMarvLock 22

Wednesday 3 June 2015 9:54

Mine does that too!

BsclyIDoWork 10

Tuesday 25 August 2015 2:39

just put it on the floor

acherontiastyx 12

Friday 16 September 2016 14:46

Not gonna lie I actually buckle in my stuff simply because hate when it rolls around in my car, but depending on how new your car is, it should shut off after a few seconds. Try it again and see if the beeping stops.

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