Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML
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Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML
Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML
Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML
Today, I took my binder on a short road trip two hours away from my home, so that I could study for my upcoming finals. When I got home, I realized I that had left my binder all the way there, containing my notes, classwork, homework, finals notes, etc. FML
Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML
Today, I got in the car with some friends, only to realize none of them were wearing seat belts. They heckled me until I took mine off, then the driver slammed on the brakes and I hit the dash. They'd all known it was coming and braced themselves. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
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Top comments
anon80214 15
This generation is going to have the worst back problems because of this kind of shit. FYL.
CustardAndPie 13
At least you know the safety system works. :)
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Comments (212)
saidoh_fml 26
This happens to me all the time when I buy groceries. I've had to get in the habit of putting them on the floor or in the back seat.
ShadowRaptor 9
How is this an FML? I'm in high school and my bag weighs slightly over 60lbs (for last year). And I have to walk home with it after letting it crush my legs on the bus. I'm not complaining, but apparently you are, so YDI for not bring able to, oh I don't know, put out on the floor, put it in the back seat, or put out in the trunk.
finalyearsofhate 22
.. Don't you have a backseat or trunk they could go in just as easily?
Deathproof71 1
Why didn't you just put your book bag on the floor of your car?
Comoke1024 19
We've all been there. RIP healthy spine. A hearty hello to back problems.
inn0centaphid 19
Sorry I clicked YDI I just needed the even number
neemajn31 6
How is this an FML?
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
Mine does that too!
BsclyIDoWork 10
just put it on the floor
acherontiastyx 12
Not gonna lie I actually buckle in my stuff simply because hate when it rolls around in my car, but depending on how new your car is, it should shut off after a few seconds. Try it again and see if the beeping stops.