FML : Today, while eating s'mores with my boyfriend's family, I misplaced my false tooth. With a team of flashlights and hurt pride, my expensive tooth was found....

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Today, while eating s'mores with my boyfriend's family, I misplaced my false tooth. With a team of flashlights and hurt pride, my expensive tooth was found. In dog shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 September 2017 20:00 /

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By gobiteme2 | 34

#7537129 - Sunday 3 September 2017 21:40

I don't think using dog s__the as an adhesive is very effective.

By Regulate | 21

#7537103 - Sunday 3 September 2017 20:02

This isn't a long story but I'm still finding it rather difficult to process it. So many questions.

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By BeautifulMine | 16

#7533560 - Friday 25 August 2017 0:05

I really hope "I'm" wasn't an auto correct

By interesting33 | 36

#7533576 - Friday 25 August 2017 0:38

do you mean in? because you are not dog shit. it happens

By Regulate | 21

#7537103 - Sunday 3 September 2017 20:02

This isn't a long story but I'm still finding it rather difficult to process it. So many questions.

By azouwa | 26

#7537104 - Sunday 3 September 2017 20:03

Ah man. Sorry to hear. That's terrible. You're life sucks.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7537115 - Sunday 3 September 2017 20:37

Why bother with a single false tooth when gap-toothed girls are sexy af? Even Chaucer noticed that a thousand years ago!

By gobiteme2 | 34

#7537129 - Sunday 3 September 2017 21:40

I don't think using dog s__the as an adhesive is very effective.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7537225 - Monday 4 September 2017 6:22

Should of paid a few extra bucks for the gold one. You wouldn't misplace it if it was gold.

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7537240 - Monday 4 September 2017 8:18

Sometimes things that are lost should probably remain lost.

By Lisa Alexandria | 10

#7542316 - Monday 18 September 2017 4:53

Man that really sucks, I'm so sorry!

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