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By Anonymous - 03/09/2017 20:00

Today, while eating s'mores with my boyfriend's family, I misplaced my false tooth. With a team of flashlights and hurt pride, my expensive tooth was found. In dog shit. FML

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By laptitesouris - 31/03/2013 23:35 - France - Pertuis

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

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By fEk - 22/03/2019 09:00 - Australia

Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML

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By germophobe - 02/09/2014 01:53 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By HonestlyVirgoHonesty - 01/05/2022 14:00

Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML

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By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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Sunday 3 September 2017 21:40

I don't think using dog s__the as an adhesive is very effective.

Regulate 21

Sunday 3 September 2017 20:02

This isn't a long story but I'm still finding it rather difficult to process it. So many questions.

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BeautifulMine 16

Friday 25 August 2017 0:05

I really hope "I'm" wasn't an auto correct

interesting33 36

Friday 25 August 2017 0:38

do you mean in? because you are not dog shit. it happens

Regulate 21

Sunday 3 September 2017 20:02

This isn't a long story but I'm still finding it rather difficult to process it. So many questions.

azouwa 26

Sunday 3 September 2017 20:03

Ah man. Sorry to hear. That's terrible. You're life sucks.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 3 September 2017 20:37

Why bother with a single false tooth when gap-toothed girls are sexy af? Even Chaucer noticed that a thousand years ago!

gobiteme2 34

Sunday 3 September 2017 21:40

I don't think using dog s__the as an adhesive is very effective.

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 4 September 2017 6:22

Should of paid a few extra bucks for the gold one. You wouldn't misplace it if it was gold.

tonyfan00 38

Monday 4 September 2017 8:18

Sometimes things that are lost should probably remain lost.

Lisa Alexandria 10

Monday 18 September 2017 4:53

Man that really sucks, I'm so sorry!

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