Money: Today, while eating s'mores with my boyfriend's family, I misplaced...

By Anonymous - 03/09/2017 20:00

Today, while eating s'mores with my boyfriend's family, I misplaced my false tooth. With a team of flashlights and hurt pride, my expensive tooth was found. In dog shit. FML

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gobiteme2 34

Sunday 3 September 2017 21:40

I don't think using dog s__the as an adhesive is very effective.

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Sunday 3 September 2017 20:02

This isn't a long story but I'm still finding it rather difficult to process it. So many questions.

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BeautifulMine 16

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Friday 25 August 2017 0:05

I really hope "I'm" wasn't an auto correct

interesting33 36

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Friday 25 August 2017 0:38

do you mean in? because you are not dog shit. it happens

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Sunday 3 September 2017 20:02

This isn't a long story but I'm still finding it rather difficult to process it. So many questions.

azouwa 26

Sunday 3 September 2017 20:03

Ah man. Sorry to hear. That's terrible. You're life sucks.

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Sunday 3 September 2017 20:37

Why bother with a single false tooth when gap-toothed girls are sexy af? Even Chaucer noticed that a thousand years ago!

gobiteme2 34

Sunday 3 September 2017 21:40

I don't think using dog s__the as an adhesive is very effective.

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 4 September 2017 6:22

Should of paid a few extra bucks for the gold one. You wouldn't misplace it if it was gold.

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Monday 4 September 2017 8:18

Sometimes things that are lost should probably remain lost.

Lisa Alexandria 10

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Monday 18 September 2017 4:53

Man that really sucks, I'm so sorry!

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