Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML
Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML
Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML
Today, I took my binder on a short road trip two hours away from my home, so that I could study for my upcoming finals. When I got home, I realized I that had left my binder all the way there, containing my notes, classwork, homework, finals notes, etc. FML
Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML
Today, I got in the car with some friends, only to realize none of them were wearing seat belts. They heckled me until I took mine off, then the driver slammed on the brakes and I hit the dash. They'd all known it was coming and braced themselves. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
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Top comments
anon80214 15
This generation is going to have the worst back problems because of this kind of shit. FYL.
CustardAndPie 13
At least you know the safety system works. :)
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Comments (212)
movealongnow 1
Mine does the same thing.
penguin182 18
Oh my god!! You had to fasten your books with a seatbelt?! Your life must suck! (sarcasm)
raw_tigahh 2
First world problems
That_Korean_Kid 4
Lol! Are you in IB?
jjuk 7
Why did you not put it on the back seat or the boot? Just saying!
kalbrek009 20
Put them on the floor next time?
Szaszaspasz 26
I took a Bookkeeping course. I'd see students and instructors use those suitcases with wheels. There were no lockers or any place to keep your books. On a lighter note; I have a 1998 Toyota Corolla which can haul 16 bags of cement mix weighing 25 kgs each. I'd put four in the passenger seat, eight in the back seat and another four in the trunk. (it's too much of a hassle to borrow a truck.) I'm glad I don't have to carry them.
ideadgirl 2
Mine does it too. ******* backpack
Primmly 11
Why didn't you just put them in the backseat?
xrawritsashleyx 11
hahaha! my boyfriend had to do that too! last year before he owned his own car, my mom and i would go pick him up from school on a friday night so he could stay the weekend (he lives 40 minutes away and the school is 20 minutes away). he sat in the back with me and put his backpack in the front seat. and the seatbelt detector started going off so we had to reach up front and buckle his backpack hahahaha thats awesome