Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML
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Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my best friend called me a slut during an argument, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. She lost her virginity at 13 years-old, and all four of her kids have a different dad. When I mentioned it, she gave me a black eye. FML
Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
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pwnman 33
Hope she doesn't reproduce!
moonstar986 5
The whole concept of born again virginity is idiotic. Once it's gone you can't get it back
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Comments (71)
CandyApple88 13
You need better friends. Like ones that can read. and think.
AnyaS 19
I haven't had sex in seven years, but I certainly am no virgin. That ship has sailed. I can't "save" my virginity again.
devildog562 33
Good god 7 years! I thought I was on a dry spell... I guess when the times right for you it'll happen.
martin8337 35
7 years? After about a month I'd need to be put on straightjacket and put in the funny farm.
justindrew14 29
One of my friends believe that you can be a virgin again if don't have sex for one year.
AnyaS 19
If I didn't have sex then, with my first boyfriend, I would still be a virgin now at 27. I don't have time for dating with all the school work I do. :/
Dodge4x4Ram 46
she is feeling tight again lol
kyuubi1 14
she probably seen it in one of those "teen" gossip magazines.
snivellus_snapes 4
Virginity is just a social construct. There's no actual physical "virginity" that you lose. The hymen may tear and bleed but it repairs itself back to normal, and if you don't have sex for a while it'll be good as new.
sweetbliss3 37
what are you on? go read something informative if this subject.
sweetnsourrr 11
I hate when people say things like this, they dont realize how stupid they sound. Virginity just means pure and innocent ( never had sex before.) So, when someone say they lost their virginity, they don't really mean they had lost somehing, it just means they had sex before. It's a freaking metaphor, lol.
rocker_chick23 27
Hymems dom't grow back, or repair themselves. I seriously hope that your comment is sarcastic..
gothicminx89 3
The only way your hymen will be 'as good as new' is with invasive surgery!
EbyKat 16
While you may not agree with the "social construct" aspect of this comment, the hymen can and does tear for many women experiencing sex for the first time and it Does heal. Your hymen isn't like a full sheet of plastic wrap. It naturally has holes in it to begin with. If it didn't many women would need surgery just to have a period. #30: you essentially just agreed with the commenter. Virginity isn't a thing you lose it is an idea about the "purity" of a person before and after they have had sex. While I don't think metaphor is the right descriptor,that idea of purity is there because society says it is, making it a social construction. I have never been fond of it myself as the idea that I was pure somehow before I had sex and not afterward just seems silly. And what about the women I have been with? According to many people a lot of what I did with them wasn't sex. Does that mean lesbians are the most pure people? Is there something about a penis that is evil or unpure that taints women? The entire notion is silly and deserves to be thought about more critically instead of blindly accepting what we are always told.
sweetnsourrr 11
#42 I basically just said that, I was referring to both genders and all sexual orientations. I don't know why you're questioning me all of this when I had not specific any gender when I was actually referring to everyone in my comment. I don't think the penis is evil and I don't think its not sex because you're gay. Yeah, when some say " they had lost virginity", just means they had sex before and I wouldn't think too much into what they're saying because it's nothing literal.
dannnngthatsux 19
Heart of the matter, virginity is a state of being, not a physical state or mental state. If you have had sexual intercourse with any living being, you are no longer a virgin. If you haven't, then you are a virgin. Virgins can be evil as all --- , and they can be pure as the unborn universe. You can only take your first and last breath once each. It's an inherent state of the system. You are a virgin till you aren't. I had a daughter, she was taken from me by God. I am still a dad. She may be gone, but nothing can take that from me. Nothing can 'fix' no longer being a virgin. It just is.
Nina825 21
I cannot believe that you actually believe what you wrote
Stiggy626 25
It's funny how you are exactly right, and it's the girls telling you otherwise. it heals itself after a long period of time but definitely not 6 months
chidexy 21
Are you sure she's 19
BrotherPhil 35
Has she dedicated her womanly parts to Jeeeezuss?
jthmtwin 16
I have no words, please tell me some one gave her a run down of the truth :/
DianaFrances411 13
You lose your virginity the first time you have sexual intercourse. Even if you don't have sex for years, or even a decade, you will always be a non Virgin because you can never get your virginity back. Once you lose it, you lose it.
sullivankeara 25
Lmfao you can only cross that line once