Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML
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Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my best friend called me a slut during an argument, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. She lost her virginity at 13 years-old, and all four of her kids have a different dad. When I mentioned it, she gave me a black eye. FML
Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
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pwnman 33
Hope she doesn't reproduce!
moonstar986 5
The whole concept of born again virginity is idiotic. Once it's gone you can't get it back
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Comments (71)
prettyinpinkxoxo 9
Oh how naive people can be sometimes ..
RA91 26
?!-___-!?wooooow!!!
Galamond 10
Are you sure she's serious? I've said something like this as a joke before.
worldclassrager 39
Well then...she might need to read over a few things
adnanrm18 12
that's a special kind of stupid right there...
Mekeritrig 15
I bet that's how some guy convinced her to have sex with him.
jlmedina 3
As someone in the medical profession I can tell you that hymns do not in fact repair themselves to "good as new". Now if the person was never fully penetrated and it only caused a small tear yea the hymn will partially fix it self but it will never go back to how it was before. But once someone has had sex with complete penetration and that hymn is torn it will never go back. It cannot. The only way for you do have a perfectly intact hymn again is with special surgery.
Spadoinkle 10
#46- If you're in the medical profession, then you'd know that it's called a hymen and not a hymn. A hymn is a song, not a vaginal membrane. But, you're right about it not growing back. Anyone who believes that is a complete moron.
limabeans101029 20
46- It's quite worrying that you're "in the medical profession" and referring to a hymen as a "hymn". Also I'm pretty sure that the hymen doesn't tear for everyone even with full penetration, for some people it just stretches.
BrotherPhil 35
I'd be the first one to admit that I'm a grammar nazi, but even I would have put that down to a combination of quick typing and autocorrect.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
6 months makes you a virgin again? Wonder what that makes me after three and a half years.
Hasselhoffart 15
Sheeeeeeeeit
IndigoPhlo 6
And this bothers you because...? Y'all are acting like she's getting anything besides some personal happiness from claiming to be a virgin again.