Today, my best friend had set me up on a blind date. The guy demonstrated at length that he could do different cartoon voices such as Donald Duck, Droopy and many others the entire time. Oh, and he also kept wanting to talk about his farts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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DrMonstar 0
Lol the cartoon voices would be pretty cool, but the fart talk is pretty gross.
DGross 8
I wonder if he was a smart fellow... ... and you were a fart smeller oh how I amuse myself at 3am
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Comments (86)
zehr0 0
This would be the same shit you'd be dealing with several months into the relationship. All he did was cut the BS.
LilaBear 2
the ability to discern when & where you should discuss that type of subject shows that a guy has brains. This guy obviously doesn't.
Gristle_Monster 0
Just think about all the fun cartoon role playing you guys could do beneath the good ol' Dutch Oven!
AnasF 2
I call this fake, there's no way a guy said that on a blind date, or may i call 'First date'.
GiganTronic 0
Surprised I think you would be, young padawan.
Crush89 0
it's not fake. sadly the OP and the blind date are under 15 years of age. making this a normal occurence and not a FML, just a lil ematurity. ok, alot.
Darkhumor 0
both 15? That's kinda dangerous to be going on blind dates at that age...O_o
Darkhumor 0
The voices thing couldn'tve been THAT bad...but the farts? Thats a dealbreaker!
Darkhumor 0
@11 my type of date. Rawr. ;)
funshit123 0
haha good one
waterynuggets 0
So, you went out with Joey from Full House?
doink 0
Hahahaha
gozar_fml 1
Get him to The Nerdery.
Your_Dad 0
He sounds like a charmer. :)
erjaguam 0
he's a keeper!