Love: Today, my best friend had set me up on a blind date. The guy...

By Court - 22/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, my best friend had set me up on a blind date. The guy demonstrated at length that he could do different cartoon voices such as Donald Duck, Droopy and many others the entire time. Oh, and he also kept wanting to talk about his farts. FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend.' FML

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By severedface - 22/05/2011 05:35 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML

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By lovelychris - 16/12/2012 19:15 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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By Stickysituation - 23/01/2013 18:44 - United States - Depew

Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML

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By blind_loser - 12/07/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, my best guy friend set me up on a blind date. Almost immediately after the guy and I sat down, he excused himself to make a call. A couple of feet away from our table, I heard him say, "Come on, Justin, this is the best you could do??" Over the phone. Justin is the guy who set us up. FML

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DrMonstar 0

Monday 22 February 2010 9:05

Lol the cartoon voices would be pretty cool, but the fart talk is pretty gross.

DGross 8

Monday 22 February 2010 9:11

I wonder if he was a smart fellow... ... and you were a fart smeller oh how I amuse myself at 3am

Comments

Wiiilmaaa 1

Monday 22 February 2010 11:30

even talking about farts can be really interesting. Come on, everbody does it, everybody knows some smell REALLY bad, and you can't do a thing about it... "Better out than in" would Shrek say. If you don't like it, begin talking about your period, that's a good one! LOL Or even better: just say that you'd prefer another topic for conversation.

heyred 11

Monday 22 February 2010 12:28

Maybe he wasn't into you and was trying to get you to end it early?

Scourge87 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:57

That guy sounds quite funny, albeit tactless or thick as a plank.

drewrox 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:58

omg everyone lightin up farting is cool and funny.

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Monday 22 February 2010 13:05

YOU'RE GUNNA LOVE MY NUTS!

wjwiv 0

Monday 22 February 2010 13:18

wow ydi bitch this isn't even worth complaining about

birdman09 0

Monday 22 February 2010 13:32

sounds like a perfect date

Oftheguy 0

Monday 22 February 2010 13:35

This will be the next "Disaster Date" revenge xD

giselleluv 0

Monday 22 February 2010 14:00

it's obvious he was trying to make you dislike him. He probably didn't want to hurt your feelings so he thought that if he grossed you out that you would not want to see him again.