Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, my 7-year-old learned "Smoke Weed Everyday" from YouTube, and has repeated it so many times that I'm now singing it. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML
Today, we were at a friend’s birthday party and it was time to sing Happy Birthday. My crush was there. Wanting to impress him, I started out-singing everyone with runs and riffs. Someone said, “It’s just Happy Birthday, it’s not that serious, wannabe American Idol.” Everyone, including him, laughed. FML
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themangostar 0
If they knew it was from Hannah Montana they obviously watch it, so just shrug it off. hah
terimaa 0
cheese jerky? i'm 19 and i watch hannah montana. :) i should be ashamed but i have other things to worry about.
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beccaisonnn 0
....im 17 and i love hannah montana
itsTiffany 0
Well apparently the whole school watches Hannah Montana if they recognized the rap.
i_am_tiff_21 0
I love that show. What rap did you do?
e_monz 0
Well... if they knew it was a Hannah Montana rap, doesn't that mean they've watched it too? :P
alyren16 0
Was it the Hoedown throwdown? Recently watched the HM Movie. I'm 16, LOVED IT. Nothing wrong with Miley Cyrus. Also, if they knew, they must watch it. haha no biggie =D
EmilyLovesYou 0
Why were you performing a rap for your whole school anyway? thats pretty lame even without Hannah Montana.
crunkkidz 0
All of you saying, "Well, they must watch it too if they knew it!", that's not necessarily true. I have a friend who loves that stupid show and sings those songs and does the dances all the time and I've basically learned them myself just from watching her, but I don't watch the show. And this is probably a guy posting this, so it's probably more embarassing to them. Yet, I fail to see how this is an FML situation. If the caught you jacking off to a Hannah Montana episode with a bunch of shirtless guys on the screen ... I'd see the problem.
danedo 0
Oh God, you poor, poor teenagers. I hope life isn't so terrible and horrible for everyone like it is for you!
superkid 0
LMAO! did it go something like "im the man who had the cheese im the man who had the jerky! we put it all together and dude, it really worky, cheese jerky... say what? say WHAT?!" haha :) or "we leaving the show in our black limo! doe de doe de doe!" :) (PS. dont laugh at me coz i know this stuff! im 12)
cheese1756 0
YDI for not checking the lyrics out first.