Kids: Today, my babysitter told me to find a replacement, so I tried...

By MumMatters - 09/09/2016 10:26 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, my babysitter told me to find a replacement, so I tried to bribe her into staying by offering her a raise. She told me that the money would be better spent on an exorcist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 01:55 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML

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By raquel - 17/07/2015 16:40 - United States

Today, I babysat the Antichrist of all kids. After the 5 long hours were over, his parents came home. Instead of paying me what they agreed, they offered to let me eat some leftovers of a takeout in the fridge. I'm so afraid of confrontation that I accepted. FML

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Damien

By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 10:00

Today, as an agency babysitter, I was sent to babysit “Satan’s evil twin.” This kid is so bad, the dad pays additional fees to the agency for every time he damages the sitter's personal items, or if they require a hospital visit. His advice was, "Don’t be afraid to hit him back or he will take your eyes." FML

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That's not how it works

By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 02:01

Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 08:17 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

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By Username - 24/06/2011 22:11 - United States

Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML

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Bride of Chucky

By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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By never again - 30/08/2012 01:03 - Canada - Carstairs

Today, I babysat for a woman for the first time. When I arrived, there was a large pile of dishes in the sink. I decided to wash the dishes for her while the kids napped. She came home, noticed it, and bitched me out over how I'd only done it "to try and get more money" out of her. What? FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 00:52 - United States

Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML

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By Thanks a lot - 23/10/2015 01:27 - United States - Chestnut Hill

Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 9 September 2016 16:59

Just find a babysitter who can handle sociopaths. The world needs your child to be "high-spirited" and not exorcised.

cacheson 41

Friday 9 September 2016 17:06

Perhaps you need Nanny McPhee. Or Mary Poppins, depending on what you're hoping to accomplish.

Comments

GhostFox 33

Sunday 11 September 2016 11:08

You aren't one of those people that has someone babysit bans the sitter from punishing the kid, are you? Because if you are one of those kind of parents, you deserve the babysitter getting annoyed and leaving.

BloodyGlass 10

Sunday 11 September 2016 15:01

Guess you'll have to be a parent and discipline your kid. :)

SilvyrRayn 3

Monday 12 September 2016 4:56

Dang ... and I thought my kid was a hand full ...

whynot159 9

Monday 12 September 2016 15:33

I've had to tell a couple that before. Their child screamed, hit me and threw things at me. There wasn't enough money in the world to make me go back. You need to reevaluate your parenting. Hopefully it's not too late.

Grand_Genie 14

Tuesday 13 September 2016 11:30

Are ur kids that bad?

the_bammit 5

Wednesday 14 September 2016 3:50

You should try harder to teach your children to mind their manners. If you are told your kid is a brat, and you decide to ignore it then don't be wythe outcome. I have babysat kids who tried extortion and I just never watch them again.