By Bahhumbug - 22/12/2014 14:24 - Australia - Perth

Today, I found out I was the top ranking sales person for 2014. What did last year's winner receive? An all-expenses paid weekend holiday. What did I receive? A ham. I'm vegetarian. FML
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iSativa 24

Donate it to a homeless shelter. It may not have been a good gift for you but a whole ham will be the world to someone who doesn't have much

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1nertia 15

You're from Western Australia, I'm from New South Wales. I'm happy to take the ham, and it'll take about a weekend to drive here. So you can have an all expenses paid (by you) trip to deliver my ham!

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mine___turtles10 13

I'm personally not a vegetarian but I still feel your pain

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adrian1910 15

That pig didn't die for nothing, I suggest you eat it.

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Shmatterhorn 38

I'd recommend giving it to a local food bank so that a less-fortune family can have a Christmas dinner.

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iSativa 24

Donate it to a homeless shelter. It may not have been a good gift for you but a whole ham will be the world to someone who doesn't have much

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kayteakay 26

I agree! See it as an opportunity to help someone. And great job with all the hard work OP!

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JennAlien 12

that's a sweet idea! I really hope OP follows your advice

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NebulaNick 12

Awesome idea. We need more people who think like this. I donate my month of December to the kids at the foster home since they don't get a lot. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one. Good to know I'm not!

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DrMario_ 16

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brand125 17

that would just make them look ****** greedy...

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YourProblemsSuck 2

A paid vacation isnt a right. They dont have to give you a gift af all.

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giantsfan2010 23

If you don't want it then I'll take it, OP.

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stupidface15 16

The ham is actually a great gift because they are encouraging you to break free from you mortal body, into a ham body

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1nertia 15

You're from Western Australia, I'm from New South Wales. I'm happy to take the ham, and it'll take about a weekend to drive here. So you can have an all expenses paid (by you) trip to deliver my ham!

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False_Stupidity 41

I like the way you think. I'm from NSW too, split the ham?

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feven 32

Hey mind sending me some too? I mean we live on the same planet so this is kind of perfect

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FBellesLife 15

I'm just across the boarder from you! Victoria?

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princesspeachxox 18

Well I'm in wa so I feel it easiest just to give it to me ;)

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1nertia 15

Possibility of free stuff and all the Aussies show up...

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NicH1799 20

Give it to a soup kitchen or something. Pretend you're a good person, it'll be nice.

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hamrtym 15

When life gives you a ham you make bacon, whether you like it or not.

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