By Bahhumbug - 22/12/2014 14:24 - Australia - Perth

Today, I found out I was the top ranking sales person for 2014. What did last year's winner receive? An all-expenses paid weekend holiday. What did I receive? A ham. I'm vegetarian. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 715
You deserved it 4 301

Same thing different taste

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Donate it to a homeless shelter. It may not have been a good gift for you but a whole ham will be the world to someone who doesn't have much

You're from Western Australia, I'm from New South Wales. I'm happy to take the ham, and it'll take about a weekend to drive here. So you can have an all expenses paid (by you) trip to deliver my ham!

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I'm personally not a vegetarian but I still feel your pain

That pig didn't die for nothing, I suggest you eat it.

I'd recommend giving it to a local food bank so that a less-fortune family can have a Christmas dinner.

Donate it to a homeless shelter. It may not have been a good gift for you but a whole ham will be the world to someone who doesn't have much

kayteakay 26

I agree! See it as an opportunity to help someone. And great job with all the hard work OP!

that's a sweet idea! I really hope OP follows your advice

Awesome idea. We need more people who think like this. I donate my month of December to the kids at the foster home since they don't get a lot. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one. Good to know I'm not!

DrMario_ 16

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Show it anyway

that would just make them look ****** greedy...

A paid vacation isnt a right. They dont have to give you a gift af all.

giantsfan2010 23

If you don't want it then I'll take it, OP.

The ham is actually a great gift because they are encouraging you to break free from you mortal body, into a ham body

You're from Western Australia, I'm from New South Wales. I'm happy to take the ham, and it'll take about a weekend to drive here. So you can have an all expenses paid (by you) trip to deliver my ham!

I like the way you think. I'm from NSW too, split the ham?

Hey mind sending me some too? I mean we live on the same planet so this is kind of perfect

I'm just across the boarder from you! Victoria?

Well I'm in wa so I feel it easiest just to give it to me ;)

Possibility of free stuff and all the Aussies show up...

Give it to a soup kitchen or something. Pretend you're a good person, it'll be nice.

hamrtym 15

When life gives you a ham you make bacon, whether you like it or not.