Kids and Animals: Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with...

By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

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By fishy situation - 13/06/2017 04:00

Today, my friend is furious with me because while I was watching her various fish for two weeks, I failed to feed her favorite fish and it died. The reason I didn't take care of it was because she never told me she had it, that it was in her room unlike the rest of the fish, so I never saw it. FML

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By PoachedFish - 29/12/2009 10:57 - Lebanon

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

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By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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By Zebra - 30/12/2020 22:58

Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML

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By killer - 16/05/2009 12:21 - Latvia

Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML

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By JoeyTheJedi - 18/10/2016 00:31 - United States - Batesville

Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML

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By worstfatherever - 10/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML

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FerrariCake 2

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:23

Put fishie in a little coffin, and put on your best black suit. Decorate the house like a funeral parlor and when she gets home you can tell her how brave and heroic fishie was, and now it is time to honor his memory. Make up some stupid story about fishie trying to save the house from burglars, how he scared them away but was mortally wounded in the fight. If she was stupid enough to trust you with feeding her fish, she'll be stupid enough to believe your story.

laurbullet5 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:14

Get off the internet and go buy the stupid fish!

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iFruit 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 6:19

**** YOU chveya. Seeing that website right before I go to bed was a bad idea. You shithole, I'm gonna have nightmares about stuff I didn't even think was possible. Ewwwewwweewww!

Dynoblaze 1

Sunday 4 October 2009 7:22

buy a new one but save the dead fish. if she ever pisses you off in the future...make her a special meal.

The_Derpinator 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:23

Kind of reminds me of the time my dad killed my Onion plant in the same manner when I was 8. And so, OP, I must say, **** YOU!

Zimmer_483 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:46

agh this fml is so predictable

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:43

Well, do you like fish sticks?

mollytamale 1

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:46

Exiro2 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 10:01

The fish dies when you feed him several hours too late? o.o

LilaBear 1

Sunday 4 October 2009 13:23

where did you get the idea of only "several hours"? The family has been on HOLIDAY, probably for a week or two, and this fish has not been fed AT ALL because the older sibling "totally forgot".