Anonymous
The AAA gone rural
Today, my truck broke down in the middle of nowhere, and the only help available was a farmer with a mule. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS
United Kingdom
Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML
someone
Mogadore, United States
Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
Forded
United States
Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van holding a "HELP" sign. About an hour went by, in which time I was passed by a cop car, a firetruck, and a car that said "Roadside Assistance." FML
TabbyCat87
Cursed lake
Today, our boat broke down in the middle of a lake at sunset. We called our friend for help, and his truck and trailer got stuck in mud at the boat ramp. We called the sheriff's office to tow his vehicle out of the mud. The tow strap broke. FML
j
Canada
Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML
bent & broken
Hot Springs Village, United States
Lost
Today, I was lost on a dirt road when it started raining and I got stuck in the mud, so I walked 5 miles to a farm. They brought their tractor and pulled me out, but then my key broke off in the ignition. It's my birthday and I can't get home for the party my wife planned. FML
stillhungry
United States
Today, while driving across country, my car broke down while in the middle of nowhere. I had it towed to a mechanic in the nearest town. While he fixed the car, I went to get lunch. The only restaurant in town was an old-fashioned drive-up diner. They wouldn't serve me because I wasn't in a car. FML
Carolina R-h
Today, after driving 900 miles, the tongue on my trailer broke ten miles away from home. I was stuck on the side of the road for 3 hours. FML
crippled
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Shaggy
Lost
Today, I agreed to go on a last-minute road trip with my friends. Everything was going great until we realized we had no GPS signal in the middle of nowhere. We ended up following a "shortcut" suggested by a farmer and got stuck in a muddy field for hours, with livestock giving us judgmental looks. FML
Top comments
JackWood 21
Don't look a gift horse, er mule, in the mouth.
RichardPencil 32
Would you have preferred no help? Or a blacksmith with a groundhog?
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JackWood 21
Don't look a gift horse, er mule, in the mouth.
RichardPencil 32
Would you have preferred no help? Or a blacksmith with a groundhog?
Matt S "So it Goes." Trout 7
Maybe there was subsidence in the area where the farm buildings were? That would explain why the farmer and the mule were out looking for a second foundation.