Tell, don't show

By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 10:07

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Today, while masturbating, I got a huge migraine so I went into the kitchen to get an Advil. As I was getting it, my family was staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. I walked out and realized that I hadn't put my pants back on. I just walked downstairs fully torqued in front of my family. FML
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ojoRojo 27

How do you just forget that you’re half naked?

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ahabsfan 14
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You must be doing it wrong then because that should have relieved some stress.

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ahabsfan 14
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You must be doing it wrong then because that should have relieved some stress.

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ojoRojo 27

How do you just forget that you’re half naked?

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Gradask 10
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If you get headache while having an erection, you should do a health check at the doc, it can be as simple as dip in blood pressure or other problems. I have friend who cant get erection with causing bursting the thin blood vessel of his face, he is get bruises and head aches.

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Nhayaa 21

So having an orgasm being equivalent to taking 2 advils would be a myth? Damn.

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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"I was jacking it for the Lord."

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