FML : Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She...

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Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' for new ideas each afternoon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By welly223 - / Thursday 20 January 2011 06:01 / Canada

Intimacy

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By FYLDeep | 25

#1988755 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:17

Maybe she comes up with her best ideas when she's tossing the salad. Who are you to judge?

By babyyappld | 7

#1988703 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:03

looks like you guys will just have to "toss the salad" on other ways to tell him

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By reganera | 0

#1988695 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:01

lol, how old is this person?

whoisthisgirl | 4

#1988843 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:52

:(... I hope not too old because I never even heard this phrase lol

Sparkadelic | 3

#1988905 - Thursday 20 January 2011 01:06

Tossing the salad means licking ass.

tencentsakiss | 19

#1988915 - Thursday 20 January 2011 01:11

11, I would recommend going to urbandictionary.com, but you really don't want to know, trust me.

tencentsakiss | 19

#1988926 - Thursday 20 January 2011 01:13

Nevermind, 15 already got to it.

birdman19 | 0

#1991481 - Friday 21 January 2011 08:33

By babyyappld | 7

#1988703 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:03

looks like you guys will just have to "toss the salad" on other ways to tell him

GiddyXD | 0

#1989039 - Thursday 20 January 2011 01:59

her*?

MacNuggets | 0

#1989353 - Thursday 20 January 2011 04:24

I don't get it ... lol what's toss the salad?

natas_fml | 13

#1989931 - Thursday 20 January 2011 08:47

D'awwwwwh

13Lina97 | 0

#2374406 - Tuesday 19 April 2011 08:34

45 - It means licking ass.

By 660923 | 0

#1988717 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:06

Yeah you should toss the salad until you find something else to call it.

By burriedinskin | 0

#1988728 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:10

well that way you can say it all the time for fun and they won't think wrongly of it. it's nice to have a laph every once in awile

Monstee | 2

#1988877 - Thursday 20 January 2011 01:00

*laugh

chrisx020296 | 0

#1989971 - Thursday 20 January 2011 09:12

laph = laff, hence the ph, noob

barbara_jude_wee_fml | 0

#2665821 - Sunday 12 June 2011 03:34

you guys are both stupid... laugh**. dumb asses

By Doortje | 26

#1988751 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:16

Maybe your next "toss the salad" meeting can be about how you all feel sexually harassed by her.

By FYLDeep | 25

#1988755 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:17

Maybe she comes up with her best ideas when she's tossing the salad. Who are you to judge?

lovexbox | 8

#1988761 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:19

You made my day.

By unfortunate_13 | 5

#1988796 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:28

indeed, i wouldn't even point it out. way more fun if she doesn't know!

By kayPandastyle | 15

#1988867 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:58

I totally agree I wouldn't have said shiz and had a lil laugh to myself. I don't think its a fml cus its funny and it is bettr that they don't understand ;p

By catkat1988 | 17

#1988898 - Thursday 20 January 2011 01:04

Why not just toss the salad with her? Can't be that bad. I actually like that expression, I was getting tired of "brainstorming", anyway. Being from Denmark, "brainstorm" is one of those words we insisted on "borrowing" because we were too lazy to find an appropriate Danish translation, or because some business-person figured the English term sounded cooler or whatever, so the English term has become a part of the Danish language. It's a shame that "tossing the salad" doesn't translate that well into Danish, or I might just have found us the new, Danish term for brainstorming. :-)