Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML
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greenie213 23
Introducing... HIPSTER MOMMY!
iRoc46n2 4
Gotta love kids.... One day you will laugh about it.
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Comments (147)
BubbleGrunge 18
Everyone claiming OP left scissors where her child could get them must not have kids. Do you not know children will find exactly what they want no matter where it is? You can be as observant as you want to with children but there still going to manage to get in trouble no matter what! ;)
Myo_fml 20
They're** And no, there's a point to childproofing. You sound like the kind of person that would leave loaded guns sitting around in a house with kids.
itsme1321 3
Yea, I have kids and I don't neglect them, or my responsibility to keep them safe. This includes keeping dangerous objects out of their range and properly supervising them. Perhaps op shouldn't have been passed out while their child 4 year old was free-range about the house with scissors...
daytoday21 10
Well I don't think she was being especially "observant" sleeping while with an unsupervised kid.
schurm82 4
Was he right?
FireFlie07 20
Don't leave scissors lying around with young kids. Common sense.
RedPillSucks 33
it was safety scissors. she probably though they were safe.
RedPillSucks 33
whoops. it didn't say they were safety scissors.
Brandy527 2
My little sister did that to my mom . . . When she woke up with over ten inches gone my sister said, " but you look so pretty now mommy!"
kookypenaddict 5
Hey it's a free haircut!
Dcm210 19
shave him bald.
rayahbug 3
Aww...at least he had good intentions:)
Popcornography 10
And that is how Skrillex got his hair style.
Ilikeike 4
Well, Did you?
duckiegirl21 10
Who knows, maybe you'll be one of those women who look chic with a short pixie cut. ;)