Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
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greenie213 23
Introducing... HIPSTER MOMMY!
iRoc46n2 4
Gotta love kids.... One day you will laugh about it.
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Bigmoneyshotz 0
Who leaves their 4 year old unattended where there is scissors lying around??
CRC_101 31
Even if the little guy woke up in the middle of the night and was smart enough to access a sharp object kept somewhere that anyone would presume to be safe, I'm a little concerned that she didn't wake up until at least half of her hair was cut off! If a person can sleep through something going on so close to your face, who knows what else he could get away with in other areas of the residency before you wake up. From now on I'd definitely take new precautions to create safety in the home, at least if you can't always be awake when he is. I know my siblings and I were exhausting to my mom as youngsters, and I woke up a lot at night and wandered around, but if that's the case in your family's home you might want to do a re-check that everything is a-okay in regards to everyone's safety.
daytoday21 10
Be grateful he didn't hurt himself...he was wandering around unsupervised while you were asleep with scissors in reach? You fail.
mckels 2
Ugh whoop his ass? One he shouldn't have had scissors. Two he needs to learn not to cut anyone's hair or it could become a problem in school.
SobrietyKills 14
I think saying 'whoop his ass' is a little drastic. There are better patenting methods than just beating your child when they mess up. Obviously, the child thought they were doing the parent a favor, hitting them would only make them think that because they helped mom/dad, that's why they got hit.
SammySixx98 2
Sour patch kid?????
redsox027 1
Why did your unsupervised 4 year old have access to scissors?
worldclassrager 41
hope you can fix that or maybe his calling is haircuts...
Nano0601 0
So you go to sleep and your 4 year old baby has access to something sharp? You have a much bigger problem!!! I hope they take your baby away before he or she hurt them self
vmiller97 3
First they're sour, then they're sweet! :D
MilkMaid75 2
It's only hair, but this memory/story will be a story you bond over forever. Get to the hair dresser and get something done young and fresh... Bet ya end up loving it.