Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML
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greenie213 23
Introducing... HIPSTER MOMMY!
iRoc46n2 4
Gotta love kids.... One day you will laugh about it.
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Comments (147)
perdix 31
Wait until the kid sees some pretty lady with piercings . . . dunh, dunh, dunh!
anniekins 6
This is why you keep scissors away from children.
flutter4 7
YDI for not keeping the scissors out of his reach
RedPillSucks 33
could have been worse. he could have done a briss on his younger brother
missunderstanded 5
free hair cut!
slim265 5
My fml would have been today my four year old son was put up for adoption
my2centsworth 15
You deserve it for leaving scissors where a four year old could get ahold of them.
ASD_K 11
Look at the bright side. At least your child is better than a hairdresser.
cash_monkey72 9
Maybe your face was lopsided and he was trying to balance it out.
AClassActx3 7
Sooo. How'd it turn out?!