Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
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greenie213 23
Introducing... HIPSTER MOMMY!
iRoc46n2 4
Gotta love kids.... One day you will laugh about it.
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Comments (147)
slicknick38 4
What are you doing asleep when your four year old has scissors within his reach?
delicious69 5
That's your fault for leaving scissors where your 4 year old can get them. Lucky it was only your hair that got cut.
Ashley0911 8
Why were you asleep while he was awake? He's only 4..
infinitron 7
Maybe he's a Skrillex fan.
1coolchic 4
Umm why exactly did your 4 year old have access to scissors? And I've got to say that I wouldn't dream of sleeping while my little one was awake. YDI OP Just saying...
Arrawyn 12
That sort of thing comes up so often on FML...
newdaysamedream 2
Hide the scissors for goodness sake!
hipbonesplease 5
You shouldn't have left the scissors where a four year old could reach them. You're lucky he didn't hurt himself.
kayliers 5
And that's why I hate children.
Alex1901 6
While a haircut from a four year old might be embarrassing you're lucky he didn't cut himself or you.