Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML
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greenie213 23
Introducing... HIPSTER MOMMY!
iRoc46n2 4
Gotta love kids.... One day you will laugh about it.
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Comments (147)
saIty 17
Show yourself OP with your new haircut! We promise we won't be THAT mean.
AmericanJedhead 10
Well... DO you look better?
iiAntheA17 7
Obviously, it wouldn't be a FML if it did look better.
Ceejay1 13
Good thing he did not poke you in the eye .
Inediblepeaches 15
Maybe that was his real intention.....
beneckly 4
Nice one leaving your kid unattended with scissors, you are lucky it's just your hair you cut...
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Re-read the FML. OP was SLEEPING. You're sort of vulnerable when you're asleep. The kid could have woken up in the middle of the night, or earlier than OP did, and then found where the scissors were hidden.
beneckly 4
If a 4 year old can access scissors while you sleep, it's shitty parenting. Find a better scissor hidy-place.
KiddNYC1O 22
96- If it's capable of being found then it's probably not a good place... period.
bnotverynice 2
A four year old is very capable of finding and reaching things. I caught my 3 year old pulling out drawers into a staircase to get to the biscuit tin in the top cupboard.
perdix 31
A four-year-old wielding sharp, metal objects around his mom's face and neck while she is in a deep slumber. What could go wrong? I suggest you not piss off the little pre-murderer before you pass out again.
chellyX92 8
Kinda why you don't leave scissors where a 4 year old can get to them. FYL completely.
AussieChild 22
The kid is 4... Not an idiot. Wouldn't be hard.
chellyX92 8
Well duh kids are extremely smart, my sister learned how to ride a 2 wheeled bike at 3. But what kids are at that age is short. scissors were kept at the top of our fridge until she knew better.
MiloBear 11
From when I was 18 months old I used to often climb on top of the fridge. I would climb everything I could: burglar bars, furniture, trees... when I have kids anything dangerous is going into a locked cupboard!
TheArchAngel 8
When I was a year old or so, I'd manage to jump out of my crib.... So, actually, I'd agree, kids are quite smart, if not curious.
kimg0885 23
Ahh sorry I accidentally thumbs this down. Meant to thumbs this up. I totally agree. Kids cant find what they can't see.
stormchaser24 24
Well, it is the thought that counts, did you look better?
SimplyEerb 3
Cute gesture... too bad it wasn't well executed
fernclogger 5
First they're sour, then they're sweet. Is your son a sour patch kid?
princessbloky 12
Kids do the darnest things...