Kids, Pregnancy, Jealousy and Grandparents: Go on, give me one - FML

Go on, give me one

By Anonymous - 10/09/2022 21:30

Today, I’ve had it with my best friend. She is a very jealous individual, who is never happy for me. I told her I was going to be a grandma again to ANOTHER set of twins, this time paternal, and we are going to have 6 grandbabies now. She got an attitude, and said, “Well, isn’t that nice” and then insulted me. FML

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cuz803 44

Saturday 10 September 2022 21:45

Simpe solution: unfriend her and never talk to her ever again

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 10 September 2022 23:08

Well, how many grandchildren does she have? Maybe you shouldn't rub it in if you've opened up a big lead.

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cuz803 44

Saturday 10 September 2022 21:45

Simpe solution: unfriend her and never talk to her ever again

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 10 September 2022 23:08

Well, how many grandchildren does she have? Maybe you shouldn't rub it in if you've opened up a big lead.

geckohead 12

Sunday 11 September 2022 1:35

That's what a friend from 40 years ago said after I told her I was retired with my first husband. She had just told me about her fifth husband and having to find a new job at 62 because of all her poor decisions. "Isn't that nice....." Bless her heart.

Crowned Sataness 11

Sunday 11 September 2022 3:34

well she's clearly not a best friend at all now is she? frenemies aren't worth it. stop calling her first, see if she even notices

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 11 September 2022 4:48

You mean ex best friend, right?

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