Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
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Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter told me I was blocking her view of her puppy. She said, "Dad, your boobs are too long!" FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML
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Shootamonkey3 0
Slimfast, it's delicious.
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lmao
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Comments (204)
Dreamcrusher16_fml 3
Time to get in shape. Nothing like a little gender confusion to motivate you to work out a little.
alexvegaboy 0
i just want my PSN back. thats why im here.
omfgfmlisgreat 2
how is that relevant to the fml at all?
EliseAqua 0
^agreed
alexvegaboy 0
you just have a xbox thats y.
omfgfmlisgreat 2
So? Basically you are just using this to go complain that the network is down?
alexvegaboy 0
ya osn is my life. bicth
alexvegaboy 0
opps i mean PSn is my life.
omfgfmlisgreat 2
So go make a FML than if PSN is down and has ruined your life.
Skatejock21 0
they invented this place called the gym. You should visit it twice a week. However, I do think if your 4 year old is telling you that you have big boobs... this should tell you something about your weight. Fix it. Your wife would appreciate it too as a bonus.
taelorrae011 0
lol that's pretty bad.
kingtz 6
I wonder if op's wife is jealous.
agummere796 0
take it as a compliment!
underpaid011 0
lose the man boobs. NOBODY thinks they are sexy. at least she did not say "when I am older I want to have nipples hairier than Sasquatch". shave those too.
spatz447 3
dude u just fail.....
Music_Goddess 0
kids say the darndest things! lol
katierocks 0
in my word I would call man boobies moobies you just put the words together