Kids: Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing...

By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her clevage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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By Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By Dad Is Fat - 25/08/2021 02:01 - United States - Mount Orab

Today, my 3-year-old daughter told me I was blocking her view of her puppy. She said, "Dad, your boobs are too long!" FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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Out of the mouth of babes...

By DEE - 26/07/2018 15:00

Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML

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Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

Slimfast, it's delicious.

canttouchthis90 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

lmao

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cristalx33 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 22:52

push ups wouldnt kill u

AKALurch 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:04

my gfs little sister said the same thing to her dad, it's no big deal, don't be so sensitive

Miranday 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:04

I bet your boobs are lovely sir,lol.

stephy209 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:12

Kids say the darnest things, dont be sensitive. She's justa kid.

pXc_fml 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:13

lmfao EPIC :D

thatsmeh 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:28

lmao!

DarwinWillFixIt 11

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:37

moobs....gotta love em'

popofiveoh 1

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:26

fatty.

SaharNar 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:31

Bwhahahahahaha :) that's so cute and funny!

no65438 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:37

must suck to be you.!

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