Today, I decided to drink a tea that I was told is good for regulating the intestine and losing weight. I was drinking it all day. This evening, while on a dinner date with my crush, I suddenly felt some action in my belly and ran to the bathroom. I stayed in there for a half hour and when I finally came out, he was already in the car. FML
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flyingflies
| 36
It sucks, that's true, but honestly, what did you expect to happen after drinking all day that kind of tea?
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Tripartita
| 44
And then, when you ran out to stop him before he could leave, he greeted you with, "I like guys."
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flyingflies
| 36
It sucks, that's true, but honestly, what did you expect to happen after drinking all day that kind of tea?
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Exocin
| 8
Certain teas are only good to consume in moderation. One or two cups a day should be plenty, especially if you don't know how it affects you. Hopefully things went well afterwards!
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Tripartita
| 44
And then, when you ran out to stop him before he could leave, he greeted you with, "I like guys."
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RichardPencil
| 30
At least you must have done the poop-flush-poop-flush technique well enough that you didn't require a plunger.
That ought to impress the guy!
That ought to impress the guy!
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jediemma
| 9
Never drink the tea.
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bschwartzhs
| 5
Those kind of teas (like flat tummy tea) are used as basically a detox. They help relieve bloating and such by cleaning you out. Never ever drink that much of that kind of tea in one day though. Goodness. Make sure to drink a bunch of water to make up for that.
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tonyfan00
| 38
Guessing he doesn't give two shits...(just like my shitty jokes...)
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ProperPengTing
| 15
Shouldve drank it weeks prior, LOL. Da.
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VeryTiredMomof3
| 17
FYI for drinking the tea, when you know that it will have a laxative result on a day that you knowingly had a date
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VeryTiredMomof3
| 17
YDI not FYI. Autocorrect gets me again.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
So basically, you knowingly drank hippy laxatives and were somehow surprised that it gave you diarrhoea. Genius, you certainly are not.