It sucks, that's true, but honestly, what did you expect to happen after drinking all day that kind of tea?

Certain teas are only good to consume in moderation. One or two cups a day should be plenty, especially if you don't know how it affects you. Hopefully things went well afterwards!

And then, when you ran out to stop him before he could leave, he greeted you with, "I like guys."

At least you must have done the poop-flush-poop-flush technique well enough that you didn't require a plunger. That ought to impress the guy!

Never drink the tea.

Those kind of teas (like flat tummy tea) are used as basically a detox. They help relieve bloating and such by cleaning you out. Never ever drink that much of that kind of tea in one day though. Goodness. Make sure to drink a bunch of water to make up for that.

Guessing he doesn't give two shits...(just like my shitty jokes...)

Shouldve drank it weeks prior, LOL. Da.

FYI for drinking the tea, when you know that it will have a laxative result on a day that you knowingly had a date

So basically, you knowingly drank hippy laxatives and were somehow surprised that it gave you diarrhoea. Genius, you certainly are not.