FML : Today, I decided to drink a tea that I was told is good for regulating the intestine and losing weight. I was drinking it all day. This evening, while...

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Today, I decided to drink a tea that I was told is good for regulating the intestine and losing weight. I was drinking it all day. This evening, while on a dinner date with my crush, I suddenly felt some action in my belly and ran to the bathroom. I stayed in there for a half hour and when I finally came out, he was already in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 16 June 2017 21:00 / Brazil

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By flyingflies | 36

#7471536 - Friday 16 June 2017 21:37

It sucks, that's true, but honestly, what did you expect to happen after drinking all day that kind of tea?

By Tripartita | 44

#7471551 - Friday 16 June 2017 22:13

And then, when you ran out to stop him before he could leave, he greeted you with, "I like guys."

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By flyingflies | 36

#7471536 - Friday 16 June 2017 21:37

It sucks, that's true, but honestly, what did you expect to happen after drinking all day that kind of tea?

By Exocin | 8

#7471538 - Friday 16 June 2017 21:38

Certain teas are only good to consume in moderation. One or two cups a day should be plenty, especially if you don't know how it affects you. Hopefully things went well afterwards!

By Tripartita | 44

#7471551 - Friday 16 June 2017 22:13

And then, when you ran out to stop him before he could leave, he greeted you with, "I like guys."

By RichardPencil | 25

#7471560 - Friday 16 June 2017 22:27

At least you must have done the poop-flush-poop-flush technique well enough that you didn't require a plunger.

That ought to impress the guy!

By jediemma | 9

#7471582 - Friday 16 June 2017 23:32

Never drink the tea.

By bschwartzhs | 5

#7471587 - Friday 16 June 2017 23:46

Those kind of teas (like flat tummy tea) are used as basically a detox. They help relieve bloating and such by cleaning you out. Never ever drink that much of that kind of tea in one day though. Goodness. Make sure to drink a bunch of water to make up for that.