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Hope you have one of those too

By Joe - 02/01/2025 15:00 - Honduras - San Pedro Sula

Today, I posted a Happy New Year status for all my Latino friends and family. Well, I missed that año is different from ano, and I used the wrong letter and thus wished everyone a "Happy New Anus." FML

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Thursday 2 January 2025 23:34

Well, it's a good wish anyhow; who wouldn't want a happy new anus?

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Saturday 4 January 2025 1:18

Bullshit they all new what it meant- culo is ass !

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Wadlaen 23

Thursday 2 January 2025 23:34

Well, it's a good wish anyhow; who wouldn't want a happy new anus?

geerod 16

Saturday 4 January 2025 1:18

Bullshit they all new what it meant- culo is ass !

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