Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that I am a robot. Now every time I try to talk to her she starts crying. FML
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Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Today, I heard my wife and daughter arguing. My wife took away my daughter's phone and laptop for being disrespectful. My daughter screamed, calling her mom a fat cow. My wife simply said, "Yeah, well you’re gonna look exactly like me when you grow up!" Now they’re both locked in rooms, crying. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML
Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
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Top comments
ActionFearo 39
This honestly sounds like a very fun situation: "Honey, I love you, I'm not a r... error. Override. Must destroy planet earth".
Killz268 18
siblings are the best.
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Comments (58)
teddd14beat 13
awwwh sorry op!
haynesbrand93 6
you could do the ALS bucket challenge and prove her wrong
ActionFearo 39
Water proof mom-o-tech surface
m_warner1 14
What if you actually are a robot and your daughter is just trying to warn people?
SadSouthernBell 18
On the bright side, it could make getting chores done a lot easier :-) seriously though, proving to her you're not a robot won't be too difficult. Maybe a little technology grounding on the oldest will quicken a confession
abNormal62 23
Tell her to Stop before your rust
rachelllllb 18
there are plenty if wats you can prove you arent a robot..... unless you cant??? :o
False_Stupidity 42
If wats? ... Syntax Error! ... Dose not compute! ... Press Ctrl + Alt + Delete
rachelllllb 18
this app doesnt auto correct your spelling :/ god damn it!!
dark_angel4121 12
Well as a "robot" tell your 16 year old that it's illogical for her to have any privileges since she clearly can't act as a young adult as she suppose to be. So cellphone, Internet, hanging out with friends and etc. are not part of her daily life until she behaves better. If me and my siblings ever behaved like that when we were younger; we got the punishment we needed to be corrected.
notesz 21
Don't have kids anytime soon.
ActionFearo 39
Yes, how dare they play jokes or have fun and imagination. Those hooligans
ItsDutch 16
All that for a harmless prank? If I would've pulled that prank on my sister when we were younger, my mom would've played along and get a laugh out of it.
The_Avatar 22
This is hilarious!!!
mistress_paz 30
I would have been do psyched if one of my parents was a robot!
monkeyxD 19
This reminds me of that episode of Spongebob where he convinced Swuidward that Mr. Krabs is a robot.