Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that I am a robot. Now every time I try to talk to her she starts crying. FML
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Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Today, I heard my wife and daughter arguing. My wife took away my daughter's phone and laptop for being disrespectful. My daughter screamed, calling her mom a fat cow. My wife simply said, "Yeah, well you’re gonna look exactly like me when you grow up!" Now they’re both locked in rooms, crying. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML
Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
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ActionFearo 39
This honestly sounds like a very fun situation: "Honey, I love you, I'm not a r... error. Override. Must destroy planet earth".
Killz268 18
siblings are the best.
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Comments (58)
Mons_fml 27
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chewebb 8
Smart children.
JD134 24
Just tell your daughter, her sister is a robot too.
imahobbitlol 24
You should educate her daughter rather than complain about it on a website.
Goblin182 27
OP can do both.
wfacsc 13
You missed a perfect opportunity for "Why not both?". :(
mikelwhalen 17
This is hilarious my mom would laugh her ass off if I convinced one of my younger siblings that she is a robot.
notesz 21
This was one of the rare occasions, that I laughed out loud at an fml.
limegreenpoopie 31
Gotta love your siblings
gintwinsmoore 20
teens...just wanna eat em all up!
Vestin 18
Beep boop
rockwrench 18
Tell her that Data from Star Trek is coming over for dinner. Kidding of corse. Make your older daughter set it straight with the younger one. Oh yeah, robots don't eat food.