By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 20:36 - Jordan - Amman

Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
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Pwn17 25

The controls of that game aren't very QWOPerative.

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Speibrand 10

You deserved it, you should have known QWOP is a rage inducing game :)

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perdix 29

OK, I know what OP stands for, but what does the QW stand for? Is it Quidditch Watching Orangutan Penis?

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rg350dx 29

Quit whacking off, perdix. Do you want I go blind and have to feel around with your hairy palms?

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perdix 29

#39, hey, it's good for reproductive health! I'd rather buy eyeglasses of increasing strength and Hand Nair than Viagra.

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olpally 32

RAGE QUIT!! BOOM! HEADSHOT!

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The_Water_Ninja 9

the ragequit is the first thing that comes to mind when reading this fml

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ltaper11 20

If he "virtually" destroyed it your fine if its in reality that your computer was destroyed that blows lol

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ltaper11 20

I know I was just trying to be punny

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feelingold 18

well thank you 37, but I'm still unclear whether this laptop is now actually broken or has just been hit a couple of times and still works... it's a confusing choice of word.

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cottoncandymango 17

Simulation terminated.

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perdix 29

Hey, I just went and tried QWOP for a few minutes. I face-planted the poor bastard a few times, then I toppled over backward and cracked his skull. Your kid made it a whole half-hour? I wanted to punch the screen after 90 seconds!!!

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cathyfang1533 12

I don't know about you, but I play for the story. An Olympic athlete that doesn't know how to run? Genius~

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pedinhuh 23

30 mins playing that shit??? now that's impressive

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graceinsheepwear 33

I assume by virtually, you mean almost completely destroyed it? otherwise isn't "virtual" destruction the point of video games?

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KMCG31 3

It's a stupid game where you have to help a guy running 100 meters just by using the QWOP letters. Btw, sorry for my english, I'm latin

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