Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
117 stitches and a psych hold
Devil child
Today, after my 14 year-old son brought home six Fs on his report card, we decided to take away all his video games and sell them. He screamed for hours, then went into the kitchen and started smashing glasses against his head, "until we brought back his games." FML
Anonymous
Queanbeyan, Australia
Chill out, dude
Today, my son displayed an interest in chess, and asked me to teach him to play. Five minutes in, I captured his queen. He screamed "SCREW THIS STUPID GAME", slammed his fist down on his pieces, and started crying because of the pain. He's fourteen years-old. FML
Bewildered
United Kingdom
Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML
failureparent
United States
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
goodbye cruel world
Chula Vista, United States
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
john r.t.
Eagle Pass, United States
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
jen
United States
Smart move
Today, my six year-old son maxed my credit card on Robux. FML
tortureromoretorture
West Islip, United States
Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML
get a grip, son
Pooler, United States
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Anonymous
There you go
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Top comments
Pwn17 25
The controls of that game aren't very QWOPerative.
Speibrand 10
You deserved it, you should have known QWOP is a rage inducing game :)
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Comments (78)
perdix 31
OK, I know what OP stands for, but what does the QW stand for? Is it Quidditch Watching Orangutan Penis?
rg350dx 29
Quit whacking off, perdix. Do you want I go blind and have to feel around with your hairy palms?
perdix 31
#39, hey, it's good for reproductive health! I'd rather buy eyeglasses of increasing strength and Hand Nair than Viagra.
olpally 33
RAGE QUIT!! BOOM! HEADSHOT!
The_Water_Ninja 9
the ragequit is the first thing that comes to mind when reading this fml
ltaper11 20
If he "virtually" destroyed it your fine if its in reality that your computer was destroyed that blows lol
ltaper11 20
I know I was just trying to be punny
feelingold 18
well thank you 37, but I'm still unclear whether this laptop is now actually broken or has just been hit a couple of times and still works... it's a confusing choice of word.
xJebu 8
So he almost destroyed it? O.o
cottoncandymango 17
Simulation terminated.
perdix 31
Hey, I just went and tried QWOP for a few minutes. I face-planted the poor bastard a few times, then I toppled over backward and cracked his skull. Your kid made it a whole half-hour? I wanted to punch the screen after 90 seconds!!!
cathyfang1533 12
I don't know about you, but I play for the story. An Olympic athlete that doesn't know how to run? Genius~
pedinhuh 23
30 mins playing that shit??? now that's impressive
graceinsheepwear 34
I assume by virtually, you mean almost completely destroyed it? otherwise isn't "virtual" destruction the point of video games?
mfjkr 10
At least he didn't play Cat Mario
thatguy240 27
What is qwop?
KMCG31 3
It's a stupid game where you have to help a guy running 100 meters just by using the QWOP letters. Btw, sorry for my english, I'm latin