Today, me and my hubby wanted to spice things up in the bedroom. He’s always wanted to eat food off my body but never wanted to deal with the mess. He got a little too excited and ended up biting my nipple instead of the spaghetti. I didn’t know someone was capable of biting that hard on soft food. FML
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melisssa87
| 30
But spaghetti is white, and a nipple is not so much white..
And why spaghetti, it’s not exactly sexy food, I mean it can come out of your nose if you sneeze
And why spaghetti, it’s not exactly sexy food, I mean it can come out of your nose if you sneeze
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evilplatypus
| 38
Spaghetti stained pink from sauce?
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bl3ur0z3
| 17
Spaghetti? Not the sexiest food, but ok.
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jkjorn
| 14
Give the guy a break, he just mistook it for a meatball.
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Ricky
| 3
I swear to you that this was the funniest shiz I ever read in my life.
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davidfong
| 14
Now go and bite his tiny hotdog
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chickensheep
| 15
Are you married to George Costanza?
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zuckerburg
| 21
Jeffrey played those games with me too. He used the same excuse. Later, he was convicted for murder and eating people....
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thisisbutaname
| 38
You don't realize how much strength is put into biting until you bite your tongue or inner cheek.
Or, you know, someone bites your spaghetti nipple or something like that.
Or, you know, someone bites your spaghetti nipple or something like that.
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Bree Jeffery
| 2
Why on earth are you usin spaghetti in the bedroom to start off with!?!?
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Sonotsuave
| 32
Ahahaaaa thank you that was such a well-needed laugh. I learned from college that Nutella or whipped cream is better
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clair_brodie
| 34
Spaghetti??
Most people use foods like fruits or chocolate sauce or whipped cream....
Most people use foods like fruits or chocolate sauce or whipped cream....
And why spaghetti, it’s not exactly sexy food, I mean it can come out of your nose if you sneeze