By ouch - 20/02/2019 18:00

Today, me and my hubby wanted to spice things up in the bedroom. He’s always wanted to eat food off my body but never wanted to deal with the mess. He got a little too excited and ended up biting my nipple instead of the spaghetti. I didn’t know someone was capable of biting that hard on soft food. FML
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bl3ur0z3 17

Spaghetti? Not the sexiest food, but ok.

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Bree Jeffery 2
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Why on earth are you usin spaghetti in the bedroom to start off with!?!?

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bl3ur0z3 17

Spaghetti? Not the sexiest food, but ok.

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jkjorn 15
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Give the guy a break, he just mistook it for a meatball.

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Ricky 3
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I swear to you that this was the funniest shiz I ever read in my life.

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chickensheep 15

Are you married to George Costanza?

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zuckerburg 21
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Jeffrey played those games with me too. He used the same excuse. Later, he was convicted for murder and eating people....

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thisisbutaname 38
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You don't realize how much strength is put into biting until you bite your tongue or inner cheek. Or, you know, someone bites your spaghetti nipple or something like that.

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Bree Jeffery 2
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Why on earth are you usin spaghetti in the bedroom to start off with!?!?

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Sonotsuave 33

Ahahaaaa thank you that was such a well-needed laugh. I learned from college that Nutella or whipped cream is better

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clair_brodie 34
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Spaghetti?? Most people use foods like fruits or chocolate sauce or whipped cream....

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