By ouch - 20/02/2019 18:00

Today, me and my hubby wanted to spice things up in the bedroom. He’s always wanted to eat food off my body but never wanted to deal with the mess. He got a little too excited and ended up biting my nipple instead of the spaghetti. I didn’t know someone was capable of biting that hard on soft food. FML
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bl3ur0z3 17

Spaghetti? Not the sexiest food, but ok.

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Bree Jeffery 2

Why on earth are you usin spaghetti in the bedroom to start off with!?!?

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bl3ur0z3 17

Spaghetti? Not the sexiest food, but ok.

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jkjorn 16

Give the guy a break, he just mistook it for a meatball.

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Ricky 3

I swear to you that this was the funniest shiz I ever read in my life.

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chickensheep 15

Are you married to George Costanza?

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zuckerburg 21

Jeffrey played those games with me too. He used the same excuse. Later, he was convicted for murder and eating people....

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thisisbutaname 38

You don't realize how much strength is put into biting until you bite your tongue or inner cheek. Or, you know, someone bites your spaghetti nipple or something like that.

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Bree Jeffery 2

Why on earth are you usin spaghetti in the bedroom to start off with!?!?

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Sonotsuave 35

Ahahaaaa thank you that was such a well-needed laugh. I learned from college that Nutella or whipped cream is better

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clair_brodie 35

Spaghetti?? Most people use foods like fruits or chocolate sauce or whipped cream....

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