Today, my boyfriend picked a scab off of my back and ate it without a moment of hesitation. When I questioned him on it, he nonchalantly replied that he’s been doing it his whole life. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend wouldn’t stop smacking and slurping his food. I told him to at least chew with his mouth closed. He looked me dead in the eye, with a mouth full of chewed up pizza, and said, “No.” FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, my boyfriend is an incredibly adventurous eater. We were on a road trip and stopped at a place that had "Fried brain sandwiches" and he insisted on trying one. He loved it. Just watching him eat it made me so sick that I still feel nauseous hours later. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
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JackWood 21
So gross but now he has no excuse for eating anything else that's yours.
RichardPencil 32
They're like raisins for vampires.
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Comments (3)
JackWood 21
So gross but now he has no excuse for eating anything else that's yours.
RichardPencil 32
They're like raisins for vampires.
sweetheart_817 6
Umm never thought of that 🤔😂
Nazmazh 18
I didn't know it was possible to actually make the scrunched-up face Kermit the Frog makes when he's really upset. But upon reading this, my face did just that.