Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
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Top comments
hatesfate 6
While you're at it why don't you run around with scissors?
hunterfisher98 8
Fantastic
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Comments (112)
LexieWins 0
Should have had a V8.
limitedition 25
Thank you for sharing this. I seriously laughed out loud picturing it. I think you should redo & video it & post it for our enjoyment.
ellytoad 13
I'm surprised your tale didn't end with "then my bed broke" instead.
SaintPeasy 3
That hospital bill will no doubt remind you that you're a grown up.
KiddNYC1O 22
Did you manage to brake or bend the frame too?
tj4234 36
today, just for old times sake, I clicked Y.D.I.
boarderlyne17 8
Part of me wants to say, "Wow, this thread turned into a clusterfuck in no time at all!" But then again, with a comment like that, there wasn't much hope to begin with. I vote we all just sit back, pop some corn and continue feeling damn smart. Who's with me?!
bethrocksya 9
No More Monkeys Jumping On The Bed. ... Sound familiar?? There was a point to that childhood rhyme. You fill fall off and 'bunk your head'! Lmao OP, you def deserved it!
dabeast15 7
No I didn't mean that 6 I just said that clearly it wasnt "one hell of a jump" when most of the time just standing on ur bed ur head is close to the ceiling therefor it wouldnt be that hard to hit ur head on the fan. Op wouldn't have to jump hardly at all..
Abracadavre_fml 9
Growing up, it's a trap.