Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
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Top comments
hatesfate 6
While you're at it why don't you run around with scissors?
hunterfisher98 8
Fantastic
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Comments (112)
RealTalk0 7
There's nothing wrong with having fun every once in awhile. Just don't kill yourself while doing so.
hatesfate 6
Jumping on the bed is not American specific... Unless you live in some third world country where you don't own a bed, which is doubtful when you have Internet access for leisure time, you should understand the reference.
Lbeck 7
One fell off and broke his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said "no more monkeys jumping on the bed!".
Quest_ 13
I guess you've become a bit taller since the last time you did that.
ElleYW 10
That's what your grown ass get for trying to jump on the damn bed.
hatesfate 6
Please don't abuse the English language. She's a beautiful creature that is endangered, thanks!
MalloryKnox 8
There is absolutely nothing wrong with letting your inner child out once in a while! I like building forts out of furniture and sheets!
PiaMiaPerez 1
Lmbo I could only imagine how ugly that was and looked
quqichacha 0
lol
MakeTodayADTR 20
...well I guess that's one way to go to sleep. :P
soccer1629 0
Did your head turn shape like stewie
swaggrid 1
At least you were on your bed.! (: