Health: Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed....

By lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2016 00:56 - Canada - Concord

Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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By aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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By GLX - 02/08/2017 06:00 - United States - Sand Springs

Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML

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By LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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SO FRUSTRATING

By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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By Ringo McDingo - 26/03/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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Saturday 13 October 2012 11:36

While you're at it why don't you run around with scissors?

hunterfisher98 8

Saturday 13 October 2012 11:35

Fantastic

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saffy66 34

Sunday 14 October 2012 6:03

Buy a trampoline instead.

missathegirlwond 19

Sunday 14 October 2012 6:09

Hence why you shut the the fan OFF, first.

JPEllis 0

Sunday 14 October 2012 7:50

Nostalgia hurts.

Clayball 14

Sunday 14 October 2012 16:25

This FML made my day. Hahahaa

_VAL3NT1NA_ 6

Monday 15 October 2012 5:39

Yhatzi

alwayswinning123 7

Monday 15 October 2012 6:00

That must of hurt...a lot

hells_bells86 9

Monday 15 October 2012 19:52

Honestly, how tall are you or how low is your ceiling fan?

Psychology_13 8

Tuesday 16 October 2012 5:42

dumbass

karen1991 15

Tuesday 16 October 2012 7:37

Did u get it on video.....can I see this video?

dbrow 1

Thursday 25 October 2012 3:25

Sounds like something I would do

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Same thing different taste

SO FRUSTRATING

Make it stop!

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