Miscellaneous: Today, I played a table tennis final in public. After winning,...

By Bito - 21/12/2008 07:00 - France

Today, I played a table tennis final in public. After winning, I went to shake my opponent's hand. He doesn't react or move. It was only the first set. FML

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By SaltIsReal - 25/04/2017 00:00

Today, after winning the first set for school tennis championship, the losing side refused to shake hands with my team. We ended up getting disqualified from the championship by the referee for bad conduct, even though it wasn't our fault. We told the referee what happened, and he said, "Suck it up." FML

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You deserved it 337

By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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You deserved it 56 155

By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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You deserved it 4 778

By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 22:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML

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You deserved it 4 233

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 18:13 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML

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You deserved it 4 475

By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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You deserved it 6 185

By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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You deserved it 50 174

By Matt - 05/10/2011 10:49 - Australia

Today, I finished a website that I have been working on for ages for a friend. He tried to repay me by offering to teach me to play table tennis. FML

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You deserved it 4 196

Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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You deserved it 2 136

By Noname - 19/01/2009 10:26 - Canada

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 189

You deserved it 10 014

qetzacoatl122112 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 5:52

I can't tell which is the FML, that you thought it was over or that your profession is table tennis...

Raddaya 3

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:21

Just act like you shake hands at the end of each set...problem solved.

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th1rt3en95 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:49

did you win the game?

qetzacoatl122112 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 5:52

I can't tell which is the FML, that you thought it was over or that your profession is table tennis...

SBSforthewin 5

Saturday 16 April 2011 5:11

hahaha good one :p

jmpeters 4

Monday 11 July 2011 4:47

says the guy with a dragon for an icon lol

Anubyte 0

Monday 12 September 2011 0:32

Hey, don't be hatin on Dragons!

HairyPunisher 27

Thursday 7 June 2012 21:55

Who says it's his profession? Maybe OP plays it on the side for fun.

mrswentz 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:27

Um. That was by far the worst FML ever! Don't write somthing if it's not funny!

vooper 0

Monday 22 June 2009 5:49

Awe. I feel bad for ya. Embarassment sucks.:[ fyl

SpasticTurnip 4

Thursday 16 July 2009 14:17

@ 2nd comment, I lost The Game. Hahah well done, *S l o w clap*

z3r0nline 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 6:55

haha that's pretty funny ur a retard

sir_bob 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 8:04

fail, worst fml ever

danyfuckinheatle 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 7:12

wow buddy, this is probably fake or it was one of your first times playing.

Justforlolz 14

Thursday 8 July 2010 5:32

FML? NOT!! Just pay attention and think next time.

hysterical 1

Friday 23 July 2010 21:58

lame.. just lame.

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Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML

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Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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Today, I went to fill out my time sheet. Someone had edited it, and now it suddenly ends August 22nd. I think I'm getting fired. FML

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Today, I was sitting in my car outside my apartment complex when a man came around the corner holding something shiny, and I thought was a gun. Thinking I was about to get robbed at gunpoint, I bugged out and threw up. It was a silver watering can. He asked if I was okay. FML

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Today, I was fixing my makeup in the back room of the office when my boss walked in. He looked kind of annoyed so I jokingly said, "Don't you want your secretary to look good?" He said, "If I did, I wouldn't have hired you." FML

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Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied saying she is a hair dresser. FML

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Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and asked, "Who am I?" He then replied, "An idiot." FML

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Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML

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