Miscellaneous: Today, I played a table tennis final in public. After winning,...

By Bito - 21/12/2008 07:00 - France

Today, I played a table tennis final in public. After winning, I went to shake my opponent's hand. He doesn't react or move. It was only the first set. FML

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WTF ref'?!

By SaltIsReal - 25/04/2017 00:00

Today, after winning the first set for school tennis championship, the losing side refused to shake hands with my team. We ended up getting disqualified from the championship by the referee for bad conduct, even though it wasn't our fault. We told the referee what happened, and he said, "Suck it up." FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 22:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 18:13 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML

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By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By Matt - 05/10/2011 10:49 - Australia

Today, I finished a website that I have been working on for ages for a friend. He tried to repay me by offering to teach me to play table tennis. FML

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You deserved it 4 217

Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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You deserved it 2 138

By Noname - 19/01/2009 10:26 - Canada

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

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You deserved it 10 022

qetzacoatl122112 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 5:52

I can't tell which is the FML, that you thought it was over or that your profession is table tennis...

Raddaya 3

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:21

Just act like you shake hands at the end of each set...problem solved.

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th1rt3en95 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:49

did you win the game?

qetzacoatl122112 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 5:52

I can't tell which is the FML, that you thought it was over or that your profession is table tennis...

SBSforthewin 5

Saturday 16 April 2011 5:11

hahaha good one :p

jmpeters 4

Monday 11 July 2011 4:47

says the guy with a dragon for an icon lol

Anubyte 0

Monday 12 September 2011 0:32

Hey, don't be hatin on Dragons!

HairyPunisher 27

Thursday 7 June 2012 21:55

Who says it's his profession? Maybe OP plays it on the side for fun.

mrswentz 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:27

Um. That was by far the worst FML ever! Don't write somthing if it's not funny!

vooper 0

Monday 22 June 2009 5:49

Awe. I feel bad for ya. Embarassment sucks.:[ fyl

SpasticTurnip 4

Thursday 16 July 2009 14:17

@ 2nd comment, I lost The Game. Hahah well done, *S l o w clap*

z3r0nline 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 6:55

haha that's pretty funny ur a retard

sir_bob 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 8:04

fail, worst fml ever

danyfuckinheatle 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 7:12

wow buddy, this is probably fake or it was one of your first times playing.

Justforlolz 14

Thursday 8 July 2010 5:32

FML? NOT!! Just pay attention and think next time.

hysterical 1

Friday 23 July 2010 21:58

lame.. just lame.

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Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML

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Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML

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Today, I woke up in a closet of a four-star hotel, having spent the night drinking. I'm a secondary school teacher and I've been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4 a.m. this morning and it's now 1 p.m. in the afternoon. FML

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Today, my now ex-boyfriend said to me, “Who’s your daddy?” during the deed and it was so off-putting, I said my dad's actual name. FML

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Today, I got my deposit back from my last apartment. The receipt is riddled with math errors. I'd told them I’m an accountant when I moved in, so I redid the receipt in my own time to see how bad they fucked it up. They owe me $400 more due to their mistake, and I’m sure I’ll never see any of it. FML

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Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML

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Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML

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Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

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Same thing different taste

WTF ref'?!

Game, set, and match

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