Really heavy sleeper

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML
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Your gf sounds like an asshole and I’d honestly probably leave over that. That’s fucking disgusting and a violation and I don’t think I could fully trust someone knowing they did all that to me at my most vulnerable. Fucking eww. Like, that’s some sociopathic shit right there.

I like breakfast in bed, but I prefer to eat it when I'm awake. And when it's food.

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Your gf sounds like an asshole and I’d honestly probably leave over that. That’s fucking disgusting and a violation and I don’t think I could fully trust someone knowing they did all that to me at my most vulnerable. Fucking eww. Like, that’s some sociopathic shit right there.

I like breakfast in bed, but I prefer to eat it when I'm awake. And when it's food.

Next time it might be your Ass !

Many will think this is funny, but it snot...

At least he’s at home now fucking somebody else

Apparently you're a heavy sleeper...

Dump, unless you are 9.

It could've been worse - do you remember that scene from "Idiocracy"? ...